Alex “PizzaGate” Jones, The Spectrum Of Evil, & Conspiracy Theory As Investigative Journalism.

Aka: my dichotomous joy in maybe being wrong about the seemingly over suspicious.

Impostor Snake Charmers, Fraudulent Australian Alligator Farmers, & 45 Year Old Kindergarteners.

AKA: Your artificially aged cowboy hat blows your cover.

 Never Make Quick Decisions In Reno, No Good Deed Goes Unpunished, & How Reliance Upon Others Is Key To Disappointment.

Aka: Independence is good.

 Underestimating The Mentally Challenged, Overestimating Your Own Intelligence, & Consequence Free Smugnicity.

Aka: why so many idiots think they are smarter than Donald Trump.

Star City Music Festival, Awkwardly Accepting Tips, & The Timely Kindness Of The Twisted Sister.

Aka: You try singing sappy songs in front of random strangers.

My Polynesian Step Family, Driving In Circles, & All Expenses Paid Retirement In A Tropical Paradise.

Aka: Who do I gotta kill to join the Hawaiian brotherhood?

How Chris Cuomo Earned His Nickname, Jesus Sucked Up To The Big Man, & I Tricked My Way Through The Bishop’s Interview.

Aka: How to ban your way to stardom.

Getting To The Fucking Point, Cowardly Internet Snitchery, & The Dubious Future Of Digital Meteorology.

AKA: Amish barn raising looks more appealing every day.

The Harsh Reality Of Conditional Nudity, The Myth of Unconditional Love, & The Pervasive Cruelty Of Swipe Leftists.

AKA: It’s a miracle people aren’t wearing body armor to spin class.