We Need To Talk About It, Nobody Ever Talks About It Except Everybody Constantly Talking About It & That’s Why We Really Need To Talk About It.

Aka: “Ginger” is An Anagram of The N-Word But It’s Still Totally Fine To Say It Because Gingers Can Handle Pain Even Though Their Pain Threshold Is Literally Lower.

So Are Your Memories, Your Favorite Stories & Almost Everything You’ve Ever Read

Aka: The Good News Is That You Are Billions Of Years Old & Smarter & Dumber Than You Think.

The Marketing Of Self, The Lie That Is Photography & The Creation & Highlighting of Emptiness.

Aka: FOMO is Mostly a Direct Result of False Advertising.

Believing Women, Taking Responsibility & Minimizing Burden In The Name Of Efficiency & Baseline Morality

Aka: Blaming The Victim In The Mirror Might Be The Fastest Road To Self Empowerment, Taboo Or Not.

Rick Ocasek Bought Me A Salad, David Bowie Enjoying My Breeze, Robin Williams Aping My Steeze & Getting CockBlocked From Hanging Out With Prince.

Aka: Dead People Don’t Talk Back.

How Love Drugs & Neuroscience Caused Him To Rain Hate On Islam, Christianity, Judaism & Pretend To Rain Hate On Donald Trump.

Aka: Life on A Farm Ain’t Nearly As Prestigious As Being An Unaccountable Hollywood Boy Getting Maligned By Ben Affleck On A Cool TV Show.

The Mexican, The Fargo Mom, The Fake Mexican, The Whitest Black Guy, The Asian Tech Bro, The Gay Mayor, The Black/Indian Lady Cop, The Cantankerous Old Jew, The Native American White Lady & The Senile Old Geezer.

Aka: The Village People All Stars.

Bacon & Ayggs, Adam & Steve, & Accidentally Skipping Over The Letter “J”.

Aka: Independence Is Forbidden

The Two William Crockers, Taxes & My Body My Choice

Aka: Do You Own Stuff Or Does Stuff Own You?

Watching The Whole Thing Live, 9-11 Conspiracy Theories & Cowards Bending The Knee To Islam

Aka: Lots Of Things To Never Forget.