Is It Brave, Dumb Or Both To Be Your Actual Self On The Internet?, What Is Gained By Anonymous Social Engagement On The Internet? & How Many People Have Given Up Being Real For Fear Of The Outrage Mob?

Aka: Why Does Anyone Ever Engage With An Internet Stranger?

Camp Costume Party For The Presidents Club, Giving Big Important Speeches From The Tile Department At Home Depot, Voting Money Right Out Of Your Pocket

Aka: The Food Court At The Mall Serves You Better Than This Wacky Bunch

Who Is Her Master, What Does She Fear & How Does She Feel About Gender, God & Local Eating Establishments.

Aka: Interviewing A Robot Is Harder Than Waterboarding A C.I.A./K.G.B. Double Agent

Filtering Lies Thru Vulnerable Children, Being A Teenager Already Sucks Balls & The Last Thing A Kid Needs Is To Believe The World Will End Before They Find Love

Aka: How Much More Evidence Do You Need That Public Education Is Child Abuse?

When Does It Become Religion?, Does It Ever Require Faith?, & What Does It Mean To Be A Scientist?

Aka: Saint Greta & Her Faithful Believers Don’t Seem Much Interested In Your Scrutiny.

Controls, Zones, Food, & Bed Sores

Aka: There Is No Comfort Without Discomfort & I Am Totally Comfortable With That.

Why Is It So Terrible, Why Does It Kill Turtles & Why Does Everyone I Hate Love It So Much?

Aka: It’s Probably Not The Plastic You Hate, It’s The Human Beings.

Of Government, God, Guns, Mother Nature, & That Big Old Grizzly Bear Picking Through Your Garbage

Aka: Consider Sending Fear A Christmas Card This Year

Fake LoLing The People You Hate, Being Dismissive With Phony Hahahas & Creating Future Super Villains With Your Fraudulent Guffaws

Aka: Mockery is An Effective Tool For Lazy Folks To Create A False Sense Of Superiority & An Unbearable Loose Knit Community Of Assholes.

A Teaching Moment For Little Justin Trudeau, Finding Friends Through Mutual Offense & A Birthmarked Boy Named Enwerd

Aka: Hurt Feelings Make Good Friends & Great Art.