The Opinion Machine???

The Opinion Machine???

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The Opinion Machine??? episodes

  • #419 Drag Queen Story Hour | This One Is Super Gay

    So Good

    9/16/2015 Merkley


    G                 A       Bb

    You stole my motor today.

    G                 A       Bb

    You knew I’d never drive away.

    G             A                  Bb

    You got a horse with no legs.

    G                 A     Ab

    You got a volatile powderkeg.

    Ab        A    Gb

    You got me good.

         G

    So good.


    You punched a hole in my boat.

    You knew I never knew how to float.

    You got a fish with no fins.

    You got a crocodile next of kin.


    You got me good.

    So good.


    D   A

    So good.

                 D    G

    You got me good.

    D       A

    So so good.

                          D   G

    You really got me good.

    D           A

    So so so good.

                D    G

    You got me good.

         Gb

    So good.

         F

    So good.


    You threw a rat in my stew.

    You knew I'd eat it now didn't you.

    You got a snake with no eyes.

    You got an upcoming big surprise.


    I'm gonna get you good.

    So good.

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    1 hr 23 min
  • #418 The Mormon Mafia Might Be Ideal

    Baby Bird

    2025 merkley

    I

    Baby bird, baby bird,

    IV

    tangled in a string,

    I V

    maybe I can lend you a hand.


    I

    Baby bird, come to me,

    IV

    give to me your wings,

    V IV I

    you’ll never get far by land.


    IV

    Hiding in your castle,

    I I7

    a cage of plastic straw,

    IV iv V7

    Baby bird, you’ll never fly free,

    I I7

    Baby bird, baby bird

    IV iv

    climb into my claw,

    ii7 V7 I

    come & get untangled with me


    vi7 I iii7

    The sky & me & you,

    IV ii7 bVI6

    are three different shades of blue,

    vi7 I

    to fly, you & I,

    iii7 V

    must see things eye to eye,

    IV ii7 V7

    & that’s all this cat’s here to do…

    vi7 VI

    fly with you

    ii7 bVI6 V7

    that’s all this cat’s here to do…


    Baby bird, baby bird,

    tangled in string,

    maybe I can lend you a hand


    Baby bird, come to me,

    give to me your wings

    you’ll never get far by land

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    1 hr 6 min
  • #416 Why Are The “Spiritually Enlightened” Almost Always So Clueless, Abusive & Vile???

    I made a video for the song at the end.

    https://youtu.be/Hn4EsBIZmrk


    YGGTSTGTD

    2024 merkley


    Winter’s getting colder

    because Earth is getting hotter,

    your son is now your daughter

    & your mother is your father,

    a drought is raging water,

    so we’re blocking out the sun,

    you gotta go to school,

    you gotta go to school,

    to get that dumb.


    A man can have a baby,

    a woman can have a dick,

    if you feel good in your body,

    we’ll that’s because you’re sick.

    Your gender blending doctor

    will slice & dice you til you’re done,

    you gotta go to school,

    You gotta go to school,

    to get that dumb.


    You gotta go to school

    to get that dumb,

    you gotta go to school

    to get that dumb,

    if you wanna be a fool,

    you gotta go to school

    to get that dumb


    You’re working 3 jobs overtime

    because the economy is great.

    The zombies on the sidewalk,

    that’s the kindness of The State.

    Black guys killing black guys

    is due to white guys & their guns.

    You gotta go to school,

    you gotta go to school

    to get that dumb.


    You gotta go to school

    to get that dumb,

    you gotta go to school

    to get that dumb,

    if you wanna be a fool,

    you gotta go to school

    to get that dumb.

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    1 hr 2 min
  • #415 I Asked To Speak To An American Agent & Was Punished For Discrimination By A Robot Named Ashley

    Make It Stop

    2024 merkley


    What do I gotta do

    to stop dreaming about you,

    I don’t love you, I don’t want you,

    I don’t even like you.


    What do I gotta do

    to end the humiliation,

    the endless manipulation,

    the lies & the fabrication.


    The harder I try

    to wash you from my mind,

    the more I find you

    in the world behind my eyes.

    The harder I cry

    to rinse you from my head,

    you seize me in my bed

    you’ll haunt me when I’m dead.


    What do I gotta do

    to stop dreaming about you.

    What do I gotta do

    to stop dreaming about you.


    Make it stop.


    What do I gotta do

    to stop dreaming about you.

    You’re not sunny, you’re not funny

    you don’t have any money.


    What do I gotta do

    to end subconscious obsession,

    lord knows I’ve tried confession,

    free my soul of your possession.


    The harder I try

    to wash you from my mind,

    the more I find you

    in the world behind my eyes.

    The harder I cry

    to rinse you from my head,

    you seize me in my bed,

    you’ll haunt me when I’m dead.


    What do I gotta do

    to stop dreaming about you.

    What do I gotta do

    to stop dreaming about you.


    Make it stop.

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    1 hr 3 min

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