The Opinion Machine???

The Opinion Machine???

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The Opinion Machine??? episodes

  • #409 Dear White People, You Won’t Save The Negroes By Wagging Your Finger At White People

    Time Machine

    2024 Clements/Merkley

    I vi7

    Everybody dies in the end.

    V IV

    Nobody lives without a friend.

    I

    Money can’t buy love

    vi7

    & time is all I can spend

    V

    maybe we can pretend

    IV

    we bought a time machine

    V7

    to transcend


    IV

    Why do we live like this

    I

    living each day like the rest

    bVII

    when time is running out

    vi7

    & time ain’t no liar.

    IV

    What is our time on earth?

    I

    When do we find what it’s worth?

    bVII

    Time ain’t for sale

    vi7

    no matter the buyer.


    If I could do this over

    I’d choose to grow older.

    then do it all again

    & have more time to spend

    on you

    watch the decades fade

    & every record we played

    in a Time Machine,

    we’d have it made


    Why do we live like this

    living each day like the rest

    when time is running out

    & time is no liar.

    What is our time on earth?

    When do we find what it’s worth?

    Time ain’t for sale

    no matter the buyer.


    Time ain’t for sale

    & time ain’t no liar.


    Everybody dies in the end.

    Nobody lives without a friend.

    Money can't buy love,

    and time is all I can spend

    but time ain't for sale.

    Time ain’t my friend.


    like you.

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    52 min
  • #408 Nick Fuentes & Hunter Biden Are Pied Crack Pipers On The Same Team: End White Populism

    Try To Smile

    2025 clements/merkley


    I

    You know you can't be used

    vi7

    if you're useless

    IV V7

    homeless, harmless, toothless


    You know you won't win friends

    if you're angry,

    grumbly, mumbly, hungry


    ii7 V7

    If you’re gonna lay down & die

    ii7 V7

    will anyone even cry-y-y-y-y


    I vi7

    Can you try

    IV V7

    try-y-y to smile,

    I

    try to walk a mile from your troubles,

    vi7

    try bursting all your bubbles,

    IV V7

    can you try being useful for a while.

    I

    Can you try to smile?


    You know you change your world

    when you're grateful

    there's beauty, abundance,

    a plate full.


    You know you won’t walk alone

    if you’re humble

    so crumble, fumble & stumble.


    You’ll fall before you can fly.

    you know you'll never know why.


    Can you try,

    try-y-y to smile,

    try to walk a mile from your troubles,

    try bursting all your bubbles,

    can you try being useful for a while,

    can you try to smile?


    Try to smile

    Try to smile

    Try to smile

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    1 hr 16 min
  • #407 I Took My First Waymo Ride & Now I Might Be An Elitist Illuminati Technocrat

    Let Me Have My Peace

    2025 clements/merkley


    I IV

    I see the wrinkles on my face

    ii7 V7

    like an old leather book in a case

    I IV

    the words disappear from the page

    ii7 V7

    guess that’s something that comes with age


    I

    When do I start believing

    vi7

    time isn't on my side

    V

    the winds & rains ain’t receding

    IV V7

    & my mountain is starting to slide


    I VIs2

    Please, let me have my peace

    IV V7

    I'm begging, I don't want to leave


    I see the twinkling of the stars

    somehow they don’t seem so far

    My world disappears from space

    I can barely remember that place


    when will my train be leaving

    I don’t want to wave goodbye

    My body and mind are failing

    I feel my spirit is starting to fly


    Please, let me have my peace

    I'm begging, I don't want to leave


    Please, let me have my peace

    I'm begging, let me have my peace


    let me have my peace.

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    1 hr 8 min
  • #403 My FB Fight With Prince Girl: Jill Jones, & Other Encounters With His Special Little Ladies

    Crumbling

    2024 merkley/clements


    I VII+

    The walls are bulging,

    I VII+

    the floor is crumbling,

    I VII+

    my house is plunging

    IV bVI6

    into the sea.

    I VII+

    The beams are buckling,

    I VII+

    my heart is mumbling,

    I VII+

    when hens start clucking,

    IV V7

    far away I’ll be.


    vi7

    In my dream

    ii7

    I see one scene

    V I

    in-between the walls.

    vi7

    You’re standing there,

    ii7

    oh so bare,

    V I

    beneath the waterfall.

    ii7 bIIM7

    Then I lose it all,

    vi7

    I lose it all.


    The waves are crashing

    The clouds are clapping

    My mind is cracking

    please hear my plea


    vi7 iv

    come back to me

    vi7 iv

    come back to me

    ii7 bVI6

    hear my plea

    I vi7 IV iv

    come back to me.

    I

    come back to me

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    1 hr 13 min

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