The Other Half

Come for Tom Hanks, stay for the fish puns.

Happy Hanksgiving y’all!

There is a distinct lack of pillow fighting in this episode, but don’t worry there’s plenty of talk about boys!

To celebrate a dumpster fire of an election, we watch a dumpster fire of a movie! What a great time! Join Mike and Ethan as the choose between hilarious scenes such as catching a bat in a cabin, having a boulder fall down a hill and hit said cabin, fire extinguisher up the butt jokes or an onslaught of fat jokes. Just like this election, we all lose.

With the political season coming to a close (thankfully) we decided it was a great time to examine a movie that’s sort of kinda based-off the original Clinton campaign. Is it any good? Has it to be better than the 2016 election right?

NOTE: We said Henry wasn’t in much of the promotional art, but we were wrong. He’s in most of the posters but is cropped out of the home video ones despite being the main character. This is the one I chose to upload as the image for this movie.

Of course, we save the scariest movie for last. This odd Turkish horror movie is definitely disturbing. Warning this episode describes some messed up stuff. Also, Mike is describing said stuff so it’s extra gross.

 

Joined by Ricardo, the boys tackle the movie with the scariest clown in the history of cinema. He sings a song, he scares children, he makes fart jokes, Tim Curry has nothing on “Clown.” It also is the “special effects effects movie event of 1997.”

Yeah sure, okay.

Help me wake up from this nightmare of the dumbest movie parents of all time. Why don’t parents trust their kids EVER? They never seem to do anything wrong, but yet they’re blamed for everything. Parents just don’t understand…..basic logic.

Welcome to 2016’s Halloween Spooktacular! Ethan and Mike and joined by the ghostly Ray to speak into microphones, which will later be listened to by the people who remove the asbestos from our apartment finally. So never.

You know what I say to them!

I never knew I wanted to see a bee get into a relationship with a woman, but boy does this movie not do anything to change my mind.

Do you think Bill Murray ever smiles in movies? If he smiled in a movie it might cure cancer.