The Other Half

Rest in peace our perfect streak. This is the first time we broke out streak of watching the right half of the movie. Luckily this is also our last fantasy movie, because no one likes those! Matt also joins and helps patch the whole movie up.

Will you follow us down the mad fantasy rabbit hole we’ve dug? Maybe if their friend Mia was there to help them it might help. There are little people, orcs, hydras and even littler people who like beer. This is the fantasy your parents warned you about.

Join Ethan and Mike with their friend Ray as they talk about that movie Ridely Scott made that no one talked about. Also features creepier than normal Tom Cruise and this weird scene that Mike loves:

Dead men tell no tales, but turns out they can get around pretty easily.

What happens when you give a little kid the ability to write for Rolling Stone? Hijinks, that’s what. Ethan and Mike and joined by self-proclaimed music expert Michelle to watch the infamous, Almost Famous.

We didn’t have much love for The Love Guru.

Here’s the best song in the movie though:

OH THAT’S RIGHT. WE WANTED EVEN MORE OCEAN SO WE WATCHED GEORGE C. SCOTT’S MOVIE ABOUT A TALKING DOLPHIN. IT’S THE STUPIDEST THING EVER. Also holy crap did they spoil everything in the poster of this movie!

Here is Mr. Ed Singing:

Back to the ocean we go. Well actually the aquarium type places. Okay maybe it was an aquatic hospital. Who cares? Look is this story real? Check out this youtube video I found after we recorded this video.

Zoom straight into this hell hole of a movie with Tim Allen, Chevy Chase and Rip Torn. What a trifecta of terrible.

Because we love Garry Marshall so much, we had to go to the theater to watch this movie. We couldn’t contain our excitement. We were too ready for piss poor editing, awful ADR and mediocre story. Boy did we get what we asked for.

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