The Other Half

Was this movie a fever dream? Is Jeff Goldbloom really that fuzzy? If so, why didn’t his hair grow out throughout the rest of the movie? One thing’s for sure, Jim Carrey definitly got his love of disturbing furry-human suits from this movie.

This movie reminded me I never seem to see chokers around anymore. Especially the kind that blows up if you don’t move for too long. Just like spiky hair and shoes with wheels in them, chokers are a relic of the late ’90s.

Cher is so happy in this poster, but in the movie she rarely smiles or laughs or does anything remotely cheerful. She also isn’t the same size as the moon or bigger than New York City. What an awful poster.

Make sure to whisper or you’ll break Elijah’s bones even more. Mike and Ethan tackle the one movie people bring up when they try to defend M. Night Shyamalan before The Last Airbender came out.

Mike and Ethan display their ignorence of female anatomy and realize they should stop watching so many movies from the ’90s. This movie would have been better if Danny DeVito was the pregnant one.

Mike and Ethan tackle the one good Michael Bay movie. Unfortuantly it doesn’t actually star or have anything to do with Dwayne Johnson, but Nicolas Cage is almost as good. Almost.

One of the greatest twisty films of all time. Arguably Christopher Nolan’s best work. Ethan and Mike finally conquer the beast and hilarity ensues. Nothing can go wrong, right?

You’re all grown up, Harry Potter! You should cut back on the swearing. It doesn’t make you look as cool as you think. I think I liked you better when you were friends with that red head.

It’s time to labor over pies all day with Mike and Ethan. The duo discusses a tale of both romance and depression known as Labor Day. Apologizes for the audio quality and Mike not liking beer.

Mike and Ethan lose their mind, podcast ability and maybe even their soul as they dive into I, Frankenstein. And no, iCarly didn’t produce a movie as dull as Frankenstein’s original monster. Somehow CGI gargoyles fighting i CGI demons is boring.