The Otis Advisory

America’s wrinkly sweetheart and ghost bride of complaining, Joni Mitchell, pulled her music off Spotify in protest over something she’s pretty sure is important. So now, if you want to get really depressed you’ll have to go somewhere else for your Joni Mitchell records. Hear the new Otis Advisory!

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The black box data recorder has now been recovered from the crash site of Joey’s presidency and rushed to the Bait Camp Think Tank for analysis.  Its pretty clear Joey was losing altitude fast. Navigation on the whole thing was all but disabled so no one on board seemed to know where they were! 

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Big Candy Boss Say M&M Avatars Need A Marketing Makeover.  Need To Look More Gender Negotiable Than Gender Confident.  Somehow, In Their Little Candy Minds They Had Figured Out What To Do With Their Zippers Without Government Help - Big Woke Problem.   Enjoy This Luxury Podcast From The Uncle Otis Discount Think Tank And Bait Camp.

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Latest Otis Advisory:   If you didn’t already know, here’s how to tell if a wall works or not.  Let’s say you’re walking down the street when BOOM, you run into a wall! What’s the first thing that happens? You stop. That wall just worked.  Enjoy this 90-sec vacation from thinking right.

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Have you met the Big Con? It’s the gooey cheese in the media mouse trap – the self-licking ice cream cone of bad ideas. Hear all about it in this Otis Advisory!

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America’s sweetheart AOC took her show down to Florida for some beach blanket bingo at the Wiggle Room.  Turns out our girl came back with the covid all over her business. What a mess! Enjoy this 90-second vacation from thinking right as you wade into the guilt free waters of the Bait Camp on Think Tank island.

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In this Otis Advisory: America’s Sweetheart, Sandy O’Communist Cortez has laid out the rules for who gets to take her to Homecoming, since Dog the Bounty Hunter was busy and Roy Rogers says he would rather be covered in sticker burrs. Listen and enjoy this 90-second vacation while wading into the guilt free waters of the Bait Camp on Think Tank island.

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In this Otis Advisory: A big Make China Great Again rally is set for next month at the Woohand Lab, followed by a Media Groupie bonfire on the beach. It’s a Mask-In, all paid for by the NBA and Disney there to show off their interactive Chinese Mind Control in the New America.   Listen and enjoy this 90-second vacation while wading into the guilt free waters of the Bait Camp on Think Tank island.

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In this Otis Advisory: Smart young homemakers know that busy people just call the Internet and have somebody come over to cut up the vegetables. When you're working on your unemployment and building your brand, you just do have time to cut up carrots.  Listen and enjoy this 90-second vacation while wading into the guilt free waters of the Bait Camp on Think Tank island.

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