The Otis Advisory

Irish aliens are packing their bags for the border to get in line for a share of the reward money for breaking into the country. Call the White House and find out how to get your cut. Details in this new Otis advisory!

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UPDATED NEW ADVISORY: Play CNN backwards and gas is half price, you have a job, taxes are down, the other guy is in the White House and the First Lady gets a lot better looking! Hear the latest 2-minute intelligence failure from Think Tank Island, with Senior Fellow Uncle Otis  Watch Podcast II Wash Hands.

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Play CNN backwards and gas is half price, you have a job, takes are dowwn, the other guy is in the White House and the First Lady gets a lot better looking! Hear the latest 2-minute intelligence failure from Think Tank Island, with Senior Fellow Uncle Otis Watch Podcast II Wash Hands.

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LATEST ADVISORY from Think Tank Island: Too hot, too cold, too wet, too dry - it's your fault! The Big Con wants you to stop driving and just freeze in the dark. But it's for a good cause. Wade into the guilt-free waters with Uncle Otis and tell others of your kind what goes on here. Watch Podcast II Wash Hands

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Here is the answer to all your problems! Hoover up whatever you fancy from San Fran Freesco stores, then come back tomorrow and do it again! Why hasn't everywhere thought of this? Wade into the guilt-free waters of Think Tank Island with Uncle Otis. Watch now and take the 2-minute vacation from thinking right. Watch Episode. Wash Hands.

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In this latest Advisory from Think Tank Island, Tio Otis uncovers the secret behind Moisture Wicking, powered by artificial intelligence - yours! Meaning if you fall for this pant load to begin with, then you deserve to dry out! But that's not the only way to have the life sucked out of you. Hello Congress! Watch Podcast ~ Wash Hands.

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Washington Overlords worry about Taliban not being inclusive enough. Call goes out, "need to see more girls in management! No more cash until you have Bring Your Wife to Work Day." Misogynist parlors all close in protest. Uncle Otis reports in this new advisory from Think Tank Island.

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San Francisco stuns with new Bite-Back-Better economic plan. Don't shoot and win! Find out how much you could make by not shooting your friends. New report from Think Tank Island runs down the numbers. Watch Podcast - Wash Hands.

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"Which one of you has the keys to the Black Hawk?," asked the State Department. "Oh crap, did we leave them in the ignition?" You'll need your special Uncle Otis Secret Decoder Ring to catch the hidden messages in this stupid bit from Think Tank Island. Watch Podcast. Wash Hands.

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