The Otis Advisory

In Federal Beef, Uncle Otis tracks fiscal policy beginning with the Beach Boys all the way through the pipeline shut down. Hear the shocking conclusion. Push button.. Watch podcast. Wash hands.

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This hostile takeover is brought to you again by 1935, where so many deposited, but so few returned. It's back to the Master Race Virus ID all over again. From the Uncle Otis Bait Camp here on Think Tank Island, where we're always on hot standby for the next big story. Watch podcast. Wash hands. 

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Everywhere you go is half infested with men. But this won’t be allowed to continue much longer, so if you do know how to change a tire, keep it to yourself. Don't admit to anything. We’ve already lost some of the scariest male heroes - rounded up - like Pepe’, Speedy, Dumbo and even Pan, all too far gone and too intimidating to save. Uncle Otis reports from the Bait Camp Think Tank. Bring your secret decoder ring to get the hidden message inside this stupid bit. Watch podcast. Wash hands.

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Everywhere you go is half infested with men.  But this won’t be allowed to continue much longer, so if you do know how to change a tire, keep it to yourself.  Don't admit to anything. We’ve already lost some of the scariest male heroes - rounded up - like Pepe’, Speedy, Dumbo and even Pan, all too far gone and too intimidating to save. Uncle Otis reports from the Bait Camp Think Tank. Bring your secret decoder ring to get the hidden message inside this stupid bit.  Watch podcast. Wash hands.  

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President tags Texas with "Neanderthal thinking." Texas responds in this editorial from Galveston's only Bait Camp Think Tank, with Sr. Fellow Uncle Otis. 

And remember to get in on the Uncle Otis summer office pool where you guess the month for the upcoming Harris inauguration set for later this year.  

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Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head: a kid's toy, targeted for cancellation as gender-neutral movement inches closer to The Singularity: a oneness of thought, mind and body in a colorless, odorless cell mass. It's the New America. Can you dig it? The Otis Bait Camp Think Tank reports in as biology is replaced with political correctness - a cry for help that no one hears! Push button. Watch podcast. Wash hands. 

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It was a Texas Energy Smackdown and Uncle Otis is on BOIL NOTICE! Let's say you were cooking up another batch of hydroxychloroquine when all of a sudden, your lights go out! What now?  Here's a good snoot full from the Bait Camp Think Tank about what to look forward to once GREEN is all you’ve got. Did hell freeze over or what? Push button. Watch podcast. Wash hands.

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Here at the Bait Camp Think Tank, we study things others just can’t explain, like Texas hockey. Well I’m no beauty consultant, but one day, somebody walked into a room somewhere and announced, “I’ve thought of the perfect name for our new lady’s store – we’ll call it The Dress Barn!” How do these things happen? No one knows, but there it is. A corn fed idea like this hangs suspended in midair, while everyone nods and agrees. And while it may be Giddy-up Glamour to some, it could also be the best part of Morning in America. Push Button. Watch Podcast. Wash hands.

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The "Shitegeist" of the nation - mood of the times - has somehow changed. What's stuck to your shoe today feels oddly off. You can't put you finger on it, nor would you want to, as revealed in this new editorial by Uncle Otis, Senior Fellow, Bait Camp Think Tank. Push button. Hear podcast. Wash hands.

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Orange Man has left the building and now we're getting the government we deserve! Wade into the guilt-free waters of the Uncle Otis Bait Camp Think Tank and wait for further instructions. Order you Uncle Otis Secret Code Pellet Answer Ring (free with t-shirt purchase) so you can decode the special messages. Luxury podcasts from the Masterpiece Collection from the bothered mind of a widely-ignored Southern intellectual.  

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