The Otis Advisory

Welcome to Texas! The new kids from California are starting to arrive, many with shortness of pants and a look of endless guilt and total confusion after seeing their first package of Pink Snowballs from Hostess. Uncle Otis and the Bait Camp Think Camp help out with an orientation program for the most vulnerable. Watch podcast; wash hands.  

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In the New America, either get woke, or get put to sleep! So, dump your old Think Tank and wade into the guilt-free waters of the Bait Camp Think Tank with Sr. Fellow Uncle Otis. Think of it like a vacation from political correctness. Today's Luxury Podcast takes a look at what happened with "Fang Fang, The Spy Who Bungled Me."  Push Button - Hear Podcast - Wash Hands - Buy a T-shirt

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Wade into the guilt-free waters of the Uncle Otis Bait Camp Think Tank while you enjoy this tale of a bunch of snotty, two-faced reindeer, all complaining about a co-worker's "wrong" nose color, held up Christmas deliveries in a protest that went nowhere. All from the bothered mind of a widely ignored Southern intellectual. Merry Christmas!

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Clause overheard offering gifts in exchange for good behavior. But now with E-Warrants, getting a court order to spy on Clause is only $20 on the internet.  

Uncle Otis reports from the Bait Camp & Discount Think Tank. Watch Podcast - Wash Hands!

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New report from Galveston's Discount Think Tank: In the New America we don't drive around in circles anymore, unless it comes with a campaign contribution. So get ready for first running of the ALL ELECTRIC NASCAR. Watts = volts x amps! Get used to it.  

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Inspired by true events, the salty scholars at the Uncle Otis Bait Camp Think Tank help kids see things that aren't there without the need for Benadryl. Public health menace or public service? You be the judge. Hear podcast. Wash hands.

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Our salty scholars have unfigured out the difference between row vs. wade. It’s not that hard. When you’re wanting to school with the wild tuna, some just like to get right in the boat. They’ll row for hours if they have to, but it’s never that far to get there. Other guys just like to wade around in it for hours, sometimes all the way up to their neck. Hell making mud pies is more complicated than this. But remember, you can’t make mud pies on the moon. Their little mud pie bodies can’t survive in that environment cause there’s not enough oxygen for them to exist. 

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In the light from burning tires you'll look your best in Reform School gear from Universal Foolishness. Step aside bed wetters! Dropouts coming through!  

Hear further instructions in a secret coded message inside this podcast. Slower listeners keep right>>> Unmask and win!

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Uncle Otis and the scholars at the Bait Camp Think Tank have an easy way to understand MAIL-IN BALLOTS - just think of them like suppositories. They're not that different. So take the 3-minute podcast vacation and join in the pageantry: Uncleotis.net

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With the threat of "total liberation" headed your way, some are starting now to prepare. Find some dirt; learn to use a shovel. Once everything is free, nothing has value. This new report from the Uncle Otis Bait Camp & Think Tank may smell of fish, but it offers thoughtful guidance for a post-modern world. Or at the very least, some funny BS to make you think again about how bad you really want a revolution at your house. "You bought it - you eat it," said the salesman.

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