The Otis Advisory

New study from Think Tank Island shocks global warming enthusiasts with coal-powered revelation about electric cars. Use your Uncle Otis Secret Decoder Ring to unscramble the secret messages. Watch pod cast. Wash hands. 

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There you sit, wearing your global warming hat, your Defund Everything t-shirt and your Debug America nose diaper. Got your pronouns all pinned to your shirt, and you always take the bus. Inclusive and ready for business! Oh the larceny! The Bait Camp Think Tank shows you the way out. Wade into the guilt-free waters of Think Tank Island and tell others of your kind what goes on here.

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Trucks and flags for Independence Day - what could go wrong? Wade into the guilt-free waters of Think Tank island with Uncle Otis.

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Go up with a case of Miller Lite, come back with 6 cases of Covid. That shows growth! 

Shitgeist of the nation drops another 20 points. Whose sorry now? Salty Scholars of Think Tank Island analyze.

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Bus load of breathless runaways helps keep fear alive with a desperate escape from Texas. Oh the larceny! Uncle Otis and the Salty Scholars of Think Tank Island file this report. Use your Uncle Otis Secret Decoder Ring (while supplies last) to know the secret messages in this wholly combustible podcast editorial. WATCH PODCAST ll WASH HANDS

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Everybody spent all their stimulation money! Kids need more cheese! Can't just ring the doorbell and run. Rulers act and call all Unicorns in on the play to help keep this sugar level HIGH! Uncle Otis explains the downside in this new, Luxury Podcast from Think Tank Island. Slower listeners keep right>>>>>

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If "back to whiteness" is what you want most, you and your teeth are out of luck. Find an "employer sponsored self-hatred session" and check yourself in. The Salty Scholars from Think Tank Island are here with another episode to finish off political correctness for a grateful nation!  Watch Podcast  -  Wash Hands

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The great masters who painted Dogs Playing Cards must have seen this one coming. Pootin and Joe Crow are sitting down to each play their hand, and bets are on as to whose tail wags first. Tell others of your kind what goes on here at Galveston Island's only Discount Think Tank & Bait Camp. Finishing off political correctness for a grateful nation!  

Thanks Uncle Otis for a real nice pull.  

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Your green plastic army men only come in GREEN. No black, brown or pink. If you want diversity, you're out of luck. So you're gonna get yelled at and probably lose your girlfriend too unless you listen to Uncle Otis here to tell you what to do about it. Be sure to tell others of your kind about what goes on here. Push button. Get Otis. Wash hands. A service of Galveston's Discount Think Tank & Bait Camp.

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They're Here! The flying teapots were real the whole time. The Feds are about to pretend to tell us what's what with UFOs. Uncle Otis and the salty scholars at the Bait Camp Think Tank are naturally way ahead of the story. It's time for Uncle Otis to reveal the one thing that Earth can teach these advanced all here in UFOtis.  Push button ll Watch podcast ll Wash hands.  

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