The Otis Advisory

President Joey, now a known pathogen, be-clowns himself each day with garage band psychotherapy designed to show you where you’re going wrong.  Wiggle words help him do that, so you need to know the difference.  "If we just stop drilling for oil, we'll have all the energy we need."  Get the latest Advisory.  more at www.universalfoolishness.com 

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INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS, The Otis Advisory is a daily News Cartoon for radio.  Senior Fellow Otis finishes off political correctness for a grateful nation in these fully produced news cartoons for radio,  Join the pageantry and wade into the guilt-free waters of Think Tank Island for a scalding look at the Shitegeist of our time.  Otis channels Roy & Will Rogers to hold up a mirror to all that offends us.  Wife Supremacy, Vaping in a Sock Hat, Gluten-Free Bread Lines, Day Drinking in Dallas, all the usual stuff right here at www.universalfoolishness.com  - it's your coach class ticket to comedy.  “The name’s Otis, I’ll see you at the peace march.”

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Say hello to Miss Information, she’s freedom’s executioner and bag man to keep a lid on anything you’ve got to say.  This means you, the gas supremacist complaining about what it costs to fill up the hummer.  Hear podcast. Wash hands.

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Masks have risks too, and have been known to get caught in a fan or stuck in a bucket of chicken. But quitting is hard. Your therapy mask has been such a good friend and convenient way to help show disgust for others, like Hummer drivers. Comforting isn’t it, and not that different from when they used to put saltpeter in your food to calm you down. You’d just go limp and wait for further instructions. Same feeling you get with your Face Diaper! And the weenier it gets the more you are admired! Like the self-licking ice cream cone of obedience. Hear this Otis Advisory - then wash hands.

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The gag order has been lifted. Thanks to that nice Mr. Musk, now patron saint of self-expression, SPEAK YOUR MIND is back in town and fans of freedom couldn’t be happier. It only took 44 billion dollars to knock the bottom out of this yappy little waste processing system and make it into something worth tweeting in. Hear Podcast. Wash Hands.

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Dog’s tail doesn’t lie, and this dog is not happy. Those with a PHD in shovel can get cranky fast at $120 a tankful. Hear Podcast. Wash Hands.  

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Blame everything on inflation. But why, it's really just the swelling that comes up later after the damage was done. Hear Podcast - Wash Hands!

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You can't negotiate with your own pants, even though the Mouse says you can. This is not what Walt Disney meant by Magic Kingdom! It's another News Cartoon from Think Tank Island. Hear podcast. Wash hands.

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It's another News Cartoon from Think Tank Island. Secret Service asking why they have to still watch Hunter. Suggest writing BASURA on his forehead and setting him out by the curb.  This could go either way- Hear podcast. Wash hands.

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Here's another News Cartoon from Think Tank Island. The Big TV Smackdown is now part of the Sheitgeist of our time in the New America. Joey should be glad they didn’t have this during the last debate or Kamala would have finished him off in the “A” block. Try it yourself at work, at school or at the store next time somebody says to you, "no worries." Click to take the 90-second vacation from thinking right!

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