The Otis Advisory

You know when you come home and notice the pantry door open - again, the one you know you closed when you left. You look at the dog; the dog looks back. “Hey, Bingo, how’d you do that with no thumbs?” He’s thinking, “wouldn’t you like to know!” Right there you and the pup have an evolutionary reveal moment as you both notice the same hole in the argument - if we evolved from apes, why are there still apes?  Story doesn’t hold up.  Hear Otis.  Wash Hands. https:// www.universalfoolishness.com 

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Did someone forget and leave America outside, locked in a hot car with the windows rolled up?  Joey, was that you?  I’d get outside pronto, we’re burning up out here waiting for the November Jaws of Life to come save us from this!  Get Happy.  Get Otis.  www.universalfoolishness.com 

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Young Hunter hasn’t always had it so easy.  His first car didn't even have air conditioning.  But Hunter still rode around with the windows up anyway just to impress Jodie Foster.  It wasn’t until he landed on the new family business idea of professional back scratcher that things took off for the Cartel.  But Young Hunter starts getting distracted and soon finds out what the consigners experience is all about - hear more in this latest episode from Think Tank Island.  www.universalfoolishness.com

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After a hot Texas summer in the 1860s, reporters asked General Sherman how he liked riding around in August in full dress uniform. Sherman said, “If I owned Texas and Hell, I’d sell Texas and live in Hell!”  That’s clarity.  Now we have  a different kind of clarity.  Otis lays out the Joey buffet of truth - as it happened.  Be sitting down for this one.   www.suiteradio.net/otisradio

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Kamala is On Sale – that’s right!  The price of having your photo taken with Kamala has been reduced – now only $5k - down from 15 when the Hate America First train first left Bankruptcy Station.  Hop on board this latest Otis Advisory from the salty scholars of Think Tank Island.  Hear Podcast - Wash Hands  www.universalfoolishness.com

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Finally got a peek at what the handlers write for Joey on his little note cards before they let him go talk, since McTumblenuts showed the wrong side of the card to the camera!  That cone of uncertainty can happen once the Sarbanes Oxley takes your mind!  It's all right here in the latest Otis Advisory from Think Tank Island.  www.universalfoolishness.com

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Trying to get out of Joey's economy feels a lot like what happened to the lone hiker who fell down the hole and got his arm stuck in a crack.   Only way out is to chew your own arm off!   Wade into the guilt-free waters of Think Tank Island for this Otis Advisory. www.universalfoolishness.com 

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President Joey usually stays over in Delaware.  But sometimes he stays at the White House. So we thought, when he’s there, go on and put the inflatable ape up on the roof so everybody will know when 10% Guy is in the house and working on the Great Transition.  That's a place where you may be broke, miserable and weigh about 90 pounds, but like Joey says, “Hey, I’m worth it!” It’s the lesion that never heals.  Hear Podcast.  Wash Hands. www.universalfoolishness.com 

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Everybody knows you NEVER bring the creepy dolls down from the attic.   But that’s just what’s happened!  Now you have olive loaf for dinner and something called Beto Francis for Governor.  What a mess.  Catch this report from the salty scholars of Think Tank Island.   Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands.  www.universalfoolishness.com

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Joey needs the JAWS OF LIFE to come get him and pull him out of this wreck.  “Why don’t they love me," cried Joey?  "Look how adorable I am when I tell ‘um how things could be worse!”  Clap or I’ll kill you works for Putin at his Moscow rallies, with a lot less processing and handling than those mail in ballots. That’s when the MIND VIRUS kicks in!  Hear Podcast.  Wash Hands.  www.universalfoolishness.com

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