This week, Addison teaches us all about Ross Ulbricht, the real life Walter White. Apparently, some people like to do drugs and he made a website where you could buy them and the government couldn't catch you! But they caught him, so it couldn't have been that good amirite?

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What would you do if you got a letter from the father of an Ex that you haven't dated in over 20 years? A letter that invokes the powers of heaven as it demands your youth as restitution for daring deflower their daughter? Well, we're going to help you confront that in this episode. As uncomfortable as it may be, we're here to help you write a professional sounding letter that will not only land you your dream job but help respond to this crazy ass christian wizard once and for all! 

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It's that time again. You know, the day you look forward to the most? Yes. Mark. I'm talking about Thursday?!? Don't look at me like that. I know, it happens every week! Get a calendar or something. Geez.

Have you ever wondered what would happen if Monkeys got ahold of Covid-19 positive blood samples? No? Well we're here to let you know that, yes, that is our reality now. Also, the CIA wants to give you DRUGS and then HAVE SEX with you!

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In this, our higher number (28th) episode, we discuss a lot of things. Smart things.  Unbelievable things. Most of which we didn't bother to fact check but you can be assured they are true. We finally get to dig deeper into the bizarre world of poop knifes, and this is science approved. Katy Perry MURDERS a nun with witchcraft. Grub hub is Satan, and not in the good way. The gay agenda is coming for your video games!

Does Chris know where to get the best LSD in town? Summoning Vin Diesel is very similar to summoning Beetle Guize- no I won't say it! Can you feasibly make a pee Frizz-bee? Addison is on Selena Gomez fan pages and sings her song (not well). Chuck E. Cheese created a fake Italian restaurant to sell shitty pizza's during the pandemic lock-down.

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Ever wonder why you feel so bad all the time? Well put down that controller Jeremy because video games are killing you! And while we're at it, let's talk about all that problematic phone use too! What's that? How dare you bring my Steam library into this! This is about you! I'll do the accusations around here!

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Excuse the mess in here. We're ramping up production of Slim Tim's Vegan Slim Jim's™ and we haven't had a chance to clean. If you smell something, that's not us. We promise! It's those ding dang Martians and their smelly farts! Yes, it's true, aliens smell like farts and we can prove it!

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Welcome to episode 25 where we bring you that audio heat that you crave. 

This week, we're bringing back our third installment of our beloved conspiracy theory series but this time with special guests Scott Mounce and Dr. Travis Wheaton PhD (Bermuda-U). They bring their very specific expertise to our show and class up the joint with their fancy pants credentials. We guarantee that they will open your third eye and wake you from your sheep-like slumber while they explain all about the Denver airport and the portal to hell.

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We took last week off so we could record an extra special 25th episode this week. But you know us, we'd never leave you hanging like that so we're putting out this very short but very sweet interlude to raise awareness for next week's show. We're going to be doing Part 3 of our epic conspiracy theory story arc, complete with guest hosts and maybe some new tunes? Who knows.

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