We've been at this for 23 episodes now and we're almost professionals. But it's our continued pledge to you, the listeners, that we will step back from that ledge my friends and dial back the professionalism to remain part-timers. We'd hate to betray your trust like that. Much like Addison's old Water Polo coach betrayed his trust by fat shaming him in front of everyone at Home Depot.  

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This week, Tim uncovers a very specific missed connection on Craigslist. We're talkin' love in the doorstop isle. Trying to get the word out there so Tim can turn a missed connection into just a regular connection.

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We set the heat to simmer this episode after needing a break from the hot mess that is this podcast. Don't take off your oven mitts though because there's still some spicy bits in this metaphysical gluten free, non-GMO, vegan chill con carne. What does con carne even mean?

Answering our amazing fans questions -PLEASE keep them coming! Alabama finally relaxes its choke hold on the evil practice of yoga. Yes, you read that right. Movie Review: Fatefull Findings watch it and let us know what you think. The origin of Triscuit, it's nothing to do with three of anything! The origin and current state of the infamous Anarchist Cookbook that you always heard about but never actually read. 

As always we'd love to hear from you. If you've recently been contacted by a certain Matthew McConaughey Tulpa please tell him I miss him, things are too quiet around the house, plus we're running out of eggs around here. Tell him I'm sorry for not taking his idea of doing an AirB&B but only with rich people and their yachts. I know I said it just sounded like swinging but with boats, but still, please come home Matthew.

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Things get real in episode 20. I have no words for what you're about to listen to. Ideas were challenged, morals were tested, pants were peed.

We had to skip the thought experiment this week because damn, we can't do it all Terry! I know we put ourselves out there every week and make this look easy but it's a lot of work! Some of use have jobs! God! Terry! Fuck!

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Greetings from the wasteland of what was once the U.S.A! We're comin' at you from the remnants of society now that the great Smurf uprising of 2020 has decimated the world. We hope you're all staying safe and healthy out there!

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This is it. This one might actually be the one that breaks the internet. Don't say we didn't warn you Terry! We know you're out there. Always lurking, waiting for us to slip up. Well, not today Terry! Not today.

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This will probably be our last podcast thanks to that corona creep, but if you hurry now you can buy a tacky t-shirt before being forced into quarantine. Is there any difference between ears and eyes? Does watching anime make you a pedophile, or do just pedophiles watch anime? Can you guess which anime Chris and Addison are talking about? A huge sting operation resulting in the arrest of 118 CRIMINALS, the 117th criminal will surprise you! Neil DeGrasse Tyson gets SHUT DOWN! Bromances are now toxic to the LGBTQ+ community.

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Do you grow out your pinky nail for coke or for good luck? Would you watch a TV show of innocent day-laborers getting arrested for unhooking a toilet? Florida hide and seek. Addison drinks and is driven.

As always, we'd hate to hear from you! Yes, you! You're a bad influence on me. I've been trying to quit and have been clean for only this long. You make it so much harder. Listen I love you but I'm with someone else now, and they make me want to be a better person. I'll get your things but this is the last time I can see you. You can submit your own thought   experiments, questions you want answered, or topics for  discussion by:

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We're back again, despite your parent's best efforts at keep us away.

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This week's episode will make your ear holes feel like they've been micro-dosing. You may feel more productive, maybe food tastes better and colors are more vibrant. You're welcome. Addison left us to have a fun, sexy time in San Diego so this is what happens ok!?!

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