Are you being tricked into eating human flesh every time you're at McDonald's, hint: YES and the Clinton's are pulling all the strings. Get comfy and let "The Panther" take you on a wild ride of how you are being brain washed by Satanic pedophiles. The end times are coming, China is the harbinger, and only full spectrum cordycep mushrooms can ever provide any semblance of hope. Is China burning anyone with a cough and runny nose? If a big foot isn't programed into a video game, can he still appear on your screen? If you have any doubt, LOOK IT UP! We won't be apologizing for our knowledge!

Other topics include:

How to catch a rogue night time cuddler! Why Addison doesn't like conspiracy theories. Are Jews really to blame for the earth being flat? Chris now goes by his non-racist island name. Addison doesn't know what a biography is. T-rex's arms are all wrong. 

As always, we'd hate to hear from you! Yes, you! You aren't even supposed to be listening to this. How did you find me? I was sure that I covered my tracks this time. I took taekwondo classes and I'm not afraid to unleash my attacks. It's my life or yours! You decide because I can only hold myself back for so long. You can submit your own thought  experiments, questions you want answered, or topics for  discussion by:

It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show.

In this week's episode we discuss whether a bird can go to college and become an actual scientist.  A bird who spends most of his time ordering his interns around to answer questions on Reddit for him, OR HER! We also thoroughly cover how to have a safe dildo in your beautiful home.

Is a banana a weapon?  Are you alive when you're asleep? Addison's Grandma flexes hard on her neighbors. Is virginity even real? And does teleportation actually kill you?

As always, we'd hate to hear from you! Yes, you! Don't you ever talk to me or my child again. I've called the police, they're on their way. You can't just keep showing up like this, you know what the judge said! Please don't contact us again. You can submit your own thought experiments, questions you want answered, or topics for  discussion by:

It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show.

In this week's episode we discuss the documentary about the American culture war on education waged by State Board of Education Chairman, Don McLeroy. More like...Yawn McLameboy 😎 am I right?!?! Seriously, this dude sucks and we want to tell you why.

As always, we'd love to hear from you! Yes, you! No, not that person behind you (maybe don't stare and pick up the pace, they look a little sketchy) I'm glad we got that all sorted. You can submit your own thought experiments, questions you want answered or topics for discussion by:

It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show.

In this episode we ask the hard questions nobody has the courage to ask. Namely, is Forky too white? Is a toy's ethnicity determined by the color of its plastic or the factory it was made in? Find out in our 11th episode.

Other points of discussion:

Thanks for listening and please follow us on Instagram for art based on things we've talked about on the show.

We're trying to figure out how to get the community involved so you can leave us a voice message on Anchor or send us an email ([email protected]) to send in your answers to our thought experiments, share your own, or suggest things you'd like to hear us talk about. It would also really help us out if you could take the time to review the show on Apple Podcasts if you're enjoying it.

We love you. We know it's a big step to come out and say that since we haven't known each other that long but you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Welcome to our 10th episode. We got you a Sam Elliot Official Bouquet of Beers™ to celebrate! It's ok if you didn't get us anything, we know it's not easy to remember such an important anniversary milestone such as this one. We got you covered.

In this week's episode, we host an intervention to try and get Tim right with God as he tries to explain why he's chosen to become a Godless heathen.

Visit our instagram to see an image of Addison's new Tulpa.

Content warning: If you like to eat meat and are triggered by hearing about plant based diets, you might need to skip the book review section.

Books

TV

Movies

Podcasts

And as always, you can find us on instagram. 

Welcome to our official Christmas™ episode! We briefly mention the holiday so we feel confident in co-branding this one with 'Ol Kris Kringle. Apple is dragging its feet on approving us so thank God you're all still listening.

In this, our latest, therefore best episode, we waste no time jumping into the deep end discussing topics like:

As always, we look forward to your voice messages with and answer to our weekly thought experiments or if you have your own, please send them in so we can feature them on the show!

You can also follow us on Instagram to keep up on the very few things we do and when a new episode is up! We also post images of some of the things we talk about which you have to see, you won't believe what number 5 is!

Everyone told us that we'd never get 7 episodes in. WELL LOOK AT US NOW MOM! We're rich and famous thanks to all 50 people who've listened so far. We won't forget what you've done for us.

We tried really hard to keep it to an hour this week....but we're bad with time management, ok! I hope you're happy!

If you want to see images of THICC Flubber and other things we talk about in the episode, Follow us on Instagram I guess?

We're taking a break for the holiday but not before putting Arizona on blast. Buckle up because Tim takes us all on a wild ride into America's underground militia scene. We also discover that where we grew up might be worse than we ever imagined.

*The explicit tag is very much earned on this one y'all

Other topics included: 

Rumplestiltskin and the patriarchy.