This week the boys discuss the difference between peppers and burritos, becoming sailors, and how to maximize their number of avocados. This week only at Stab in The Baguette, two halves for the price of one! Visit our website at theperfectcrimepodcast.com or Twiddle your complaints to Mike @PerfectCrimePod.

This week, Paul and Mike discuss dog training, the rising stock of toilet paper, and scamming driving instructors. Visit our website at theperfectcrimepodcast.com, or hit Mike up with some o' your freshness on Twitter @PerfectCrimePod.

This week Paul and Mike talk real estate, a trip to the pyramids, and their favorite chip flavors. Plus we read fan letters! Email us right away at [email protected]. Go to our website immediately at theperfectcrimepodcast.com. And Tweeteroo with Mike this instant @PerfectCrimePod.

This week Paul and Mike reinvigorate the local bar scene, deal with a retail bug infestation, and open a new online restaurant. Sponsored this week by Aunt Donna Maria and her pedicure shop. Go to our website immediately right now: theperfectcrimepodcast.com. And have a Twaddle chat with Mike @PerfectCrimePod.

This week the boys infiltrate a bingo hall, set up a lemonade stand, and go searching for socks. Please buy my dad's friend's pile of dirt. Visit our website, [email protected], and just write a review or comment or email so Mike doesn't keep asking you to.

This week Paul and Mike discuss a new way to steal furniture, scamming restaurants, and getting Paul his weekly coffee fix. Many thanks to Auld Lang Signs! Twit us @PerfectCrimePod or visit our website, theperfectcrimepodcast.com. And send us a GD email about your favorite type of bread!

This week the boys talk sauce, a long-term GPS scheme, a new landscaping business, and welcoming a great new sponsor! Go to our website right friggin' now: theperfectcrimepodcast.com and send us a note. Or Twibble us @PerfectCrimePod.

This week Paul and Mike return to the SAP, a one stop shop for bonfires, and a music shop full of homemade instruments. Email us at [email protected] or Tweedereedo @PerfectCrimePod.

Paul and Mike discuss ice cream for adults, a shot at free wine, the true value of bank furniture, and a quick word from our sponsor Humble Haimish. Contact us on theperfectcrimepodcast.com, or Tweeteroonie @PerfectCrimePod.

Mike is back from anger management and is ready to hear what Paul has to say about selling livestock, free beer, and a revolutionary idea for grand theft auto. Also a big thanks to our new sponsor Steve! Email us at [email protected] or Twingle @PerfectCrimePod. theperfectcrimepodcast.com, too.