The boys are headed home! Currently stowing away on a cargo ship on one of the great lakes, Paul and Mike pass the time discussing art and opening a bar. Talk to Mike about becoming a wolf on Twitter @PerfectCrimePod, or have high-falutin' conversations about art on theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Paul gives Mike a masterclass on baking. Topics include how maps are made, the color of kitchen tiles, and why being a wolf hurts. Tell Mike about your best vegan recipes @PerfectCrimePod on Twitter or at theperfectcrimepodcast.com

This week, Mike, Vince, Moon Shadow, and Craig are talking all about truth, justice, and how to be sensitive to the cultures and traditions of our fellow animal brothers and sisters of the forest. Paul is around here somewhere too. Ask the Wolfpack to solve your forest problems on Twitter @PerfectCrimePod, or hit up theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Paul and Mike are still laying low... under some boats. By a lake. In northern Ontario. They're talking about knick knacks, and batteries. Please let Mike know how to get the pickles at the far side of the lake. Twiddle on @PerfectCrimePod or reach out on our website, theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Paul & Mike are still on the run, hiding in their good buddy Dave's cabin in Southeast Manitoba, where they're talking high fashion, youth athletics, and drive thrus. If you have an available bedroom for Paul and Mike, please please please help us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com. No cops, please.

The boys are back! After a daring escape from the police and a heroic rescue of their recording equipment, Paul and Mike are hiding out in the woods discussing all kinds of nature crimes. Tweet Mike your naughtiest syrup-y story @PerfectCrimePod or tell us why we "stick" with you on theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Paul and Mike discuss an explosive way to get free concrete, putting their stamp on the stamp business, and the ups and downs of real estate. Give Mike some medical advice at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com or on Twittie @PerfectCrimePod.

It's someone's special day! Paul and Mike celebrate their dear friend Vinny on his birthday by coming up with some great birthday crimes! Wish Vinny a happy birthday on theperfectcrimepodcast.com or send him a birthday twat @PerfectCrimePod.

Happy birthday, baby! This episode, Mike & Paul take a trip down memory lane and reminisce about some of the schemes they've cooked up in the last year. Get a little Twittle with Mike @PerfectCrimePod, or send a snarky message at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week we celebrate the Olympics! To show our Olympic pride, we discuss stealing gold medals, a return to Restultants, and the Legend of Old Miser Wrinkle. Tell Mike about his silliness on Twitter @PerfectCrimePod, or send an angry email to us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.