Mikes in trouble again and now he's on the run. Or at least he's trying to run, but Paul is holding his escape hostage until he listens to his fresh new crimes. Turn Mike in on www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week, Paul and Mike try to break in to the beauty industry with a lightning-round of crimes. Contact us on our website at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Paul and Mike discuss political cartoons that make Mike laugh, wizards selling energy drinks to high school students, and how to make a lime lick. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Paul and Mike discuss a new form of tanning, a SAP for the ages, and we narrowly avoid cancellation with bathroom crimes. Email us at [email protected].

This week Paul and Mike discuss opening a magic store, and crafting a better chop shop experience. Send an email to Magic Mike on theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week, A three course meal of rest-ultants. Send us your perfect tiramisu recipe on theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Please excuse the technical difficulties, it's nobody's fault, except maybe Paul. This week we're all about taste testing soups, and hanging outside of corner stores. Tell Paul about his shitty microphone set up at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Paul and Mike take a trip to the eye doctor, as well as exploring step 2 of the only replica of The Great Pyramids of Giza in Minnesota.

Mike needs some cash quick, let's see how much money we can make at the grocery store. www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com