After a disappointing Crimeys show, Paul attempts to cheer up Mike by reminding him of all the wonderful memories they've shared over the last 100 episodes. share your favorite crimes with us at [email protected].

This week is officially Heist O'clock. Paul and Mike are getting a bunch of fancy fish for the break room. God speed heroes. Send us your fish pics at [email protected]

This week, Paul gives his notes for Mike's aquarium heist, set to take place next week. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week, the boys argue. And argue. And argue some more about updates to some of Paul's older crimes. Stay hydrated. theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week, Paul and Mike discuss the controversial conspiracy episode, door-melting gravy, and apartment timeshares. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Paul and the Mr. X aka Truth Seeker aka The Truth Finder aka The Man Who Pierces the Veil of the Shadows tell the real news, FINALLY. What percent of birds are real? Princess Diana's death is finally revealed! Who's in charge of the man? The truth is finally established on this brand new podcast.

This week Paul and Mike discuss the aquarium heist further, as well as conning bird watchers and teaching scammers to talk Minnesotan. Want to take a Minnesotan accent class? Visit us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Paul really brought his A game this week and I'm very proud of him. We discuss his ideas for recycled bread beer, sun dried bread bricks and more. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week, Paul and Mike argue about camping gear and crappy apartment gyms. Can they overcome their differences? Is this the end of the show? Probably not. Tell 'em not to end it all at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Whoo! Its a scorcher today! Lets head down to the basement and cool off... With some people that we've kidnapped. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.