Paul and Mike have been gone forever! Where the hell were they? Let's find out. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Its almost Christmas! And that means Paul is getting really stressed out about his annual Christmas party and lashing out at Mike for literally no reason. Let's try to smooth things over with some money laundering. Wish Paul and Mike a Merry Christmas at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Paul and Mike discuss the top three beach-y crimes to pull on holiday break. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Mike learns about how assassin movies are made. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Paul and Mike discuss how they spent their Thanksgiving break as well as Paul's plans to profit off of illness. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Paul and Mike discuss jungle juice, where to find the best meat plates, and debate the definition of charity. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Paul and Mike catch up with Paul's new diet and discuss plans to host a LARP-ing event, with a twist.

Look out Big Wax, this week it's your turn. Paul has a grand plan for smooth bodies and fuzzy faces. Talk to us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week we take Big Lumber head on. We also talk about teeth too much! Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

The Boys are back! What have we been up to during the break? Tune in and find out! Plus some light plagiarism.