This week, Paul and Mike enter each other's mind palace to finally construct the perfect crime. Will they succeed? No. Buy your New Year's Eve sign today! Go to www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Rogue paleontologists Meso Zoic and Dr. Rex Carver pull a grift to make some money off buffalo bones. Plus we scam a Scrooge! Please don't email us at [email protected] or never tweet us @Perfectcrimepod.

This week Paul and Mike talk about candy. That's it, that's the whole show. Happy fuckin' new year. If you want to bitch about it, do it on our Twitter @PerfectCrimePod or send us a GD email to [email protected].

How much is an aged child actor worth these days? Paul and Mike are eager to find out! They also discuss selling crystals and DIY instruments.

This week Paul and Mike discuss national candy day, becoming reality TV stars, as well as selling vacuums door to door. Plus more emails! Submit your own to [email protected].

This week, Paul and Mike are discussing comic con and soup, and they may be in cahoots with a famous actor! Also we read some fan emails. Submit your own on theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week, Paul and Mike are discussing the latest gossip in the goose community, fine wine and mediocre soap, as well as exploring what's up with Paul's meat. Contact us @PerfectCrimePod on the Tweeters or at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Paul and Mike need cash fast! This weeks get rich quick scheme including faking a Mars landing and hosting barn weddings. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Paul and Mike are home safe and sound but are no longer on speaking terms. Paul hatches a plan to get Mike back into podcasting. Tell Mike he should leave now on theperfectcrimepodcast.com or bother him on the Twiddliewinks @PerfectCrimePod.

Paul and Mike are hitchhiking their way back to Minneapolis, kind of. This week we talk about missing cords and building decks. Help Mike figure out what smoked paprika is all about @PerfectCrimePod on the Tweetereenios, or on theperfectcrimepodcast.com.