HAPPY 2025! GO TO INSTA FOR INFO ON UPCOMING STAND UP SHOW WITH CONNOR!!! Make sure you’re following on Insta and subscribed on YouTube cuz girly might be out of a job next week! All that being said, let’s recap the holidays, manifest for the new year, and pray my grandma doesn’t see this episode. GO BILLS.

Just because sweet Willow girl got adopted doesn't mean I don’t have that dawg in me. Is the dawg in me a miniature long-haired dachshund wearing a sweater? Mind your business. Let’s talk DOGS!

0:00 Intro

0:23 Willow got adopted!

6:33 Weird park people

11:45 Old Man Barney

18:12 Rover adventures

26:20 Dog facts

28:56 Storytime

36:02 Any questions?

38:46 Outro

First and foremost, PLEASE CONSIDER ADOPTING SWEET BABY WILLOW! Dm me on Insta if you’re interested! Also I hope you all watched Wicked and were as pleasantly surprised as I was. I rewatched the Wizard of Oz so you don’t have to and spoiler alert: it was all a dream. I’ve been really holding space with that.

On this very special Pubcast, we’re welcoming the man, the myth, the legend JEFF all the way from Cockshiretonland. This Anglophile and local cowboy also happens to be my father, and he’s here to talk all about his pub, Downton Abbey, and his love for Kerrygold butter. Slainte!

0:00 Intro

0:20 Meet Jeff

2:16 The Pub

8:37 Our British travels

13:19 Queenie Liz

14:24 Jeff likes British attire

18:20 We love Downton Abbey

19:00 Downton premiere

20:52 Jeff stepped on Christine

22:10 British accent

23:50 Ireland

25:42 Scotland

27:06 Celebrities at the pub

29:24 Any questions?

35:12 Outro

This week’s episode is a short one cuz i feel like dookie but it’s a damn shame cuz we’re talking SHARKS! Shark tanks, shark dives, whale sharks, shark week… you name it. Also my grandma? Idk.

0:00 Intro

0:30 LI Aquarium review

4:44 My cage diving beef

7:00 More aquarium review

9:46 Butterfly dementia lady

11:35 My grandma

15:39 Soul Surfer

16:34 Shark facts!

20:50 Any questions?

24:15 Outro

Picture this… the year is 2011, you just ate an Uncrustable, and you’re about to watch the hype video for the event of the year: THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR. Will you read the newest I Survived book, reread Pinkalicious for the 80th time, or spend all your money on scented glitter gel pens? Your destiny is in your hands.

0:00 Intro

2:11 My ACOTAR thoughts

9:54 The Scholastic Book Fair

13:59 I Survived

15:20 Pinkalicious

18:11 Junie B. Jones the musical

20:17 Story Time: AR ruined my 11th birthday

24:41 Story Time: The Cat Diary

28:04 Any questions?

32:16 Outro

Lock in, team. Salmon spend their whole lives swimming upstream just to spawn and die (don’t we all). These slippery little dudes travel thousands of miles, turn into zombies, and feed entire ecosystems, all so Phil Collins could write the music for one of the most underrated Disney films of all time.

0:00 Intro

0:20 I hate Donald Trump

3:13 Brother Bear

13:12 Inuit culture

15:18 The salmon life cycle

22:00 Eating salmon

24:18 Story Time! My Alaska trip

31:44 Any questions?

35:14 Outro

What better way to start off history class than with the ancient Minoans, one of the oldest and arguably sexiest civilizations in human history! These MFs built ludicrously large palaces, had a mysterious hidden language, served as the basis for the myth of the Minotaur, and worshiped a sexy chubby snake goddess with huge boobs. As they should.

0:00 VOTE

0:47 Intro

2:27 Mesopotamians

4:58 Ancient Greek Field Trip

7:27 Ancient Greek periods?

8:43 Minoans are cooking

10:10 Booo pots and pans

11:22 Knossos is baller

12:51 Matriarchal society!!

14:33 Sexy Mother Goddess

18:01 Linear A and Linear B

20:00 The Myth of the Minotaur

25:50 Excavating that sh!t

27:18 Story time! My Knossos tour

31:08 Any questions?

32:20 Outro

PROFESSOR PESTO IS BACK IN OFFICE! Sorry I’ve been on hiatus ya’ll… I had tummy issues and then my sister got married and then I went to Alaska and also Greece oops. But don’t worry cuz you’re gonna hear alllll about it! Thanks for bearing with me and get ready to have education injected into your cranium with the new and improved Pesto Pod!

(0:00) Intro

(0:53) Welcome back!

(6:26) Esophagus probz

(15:38) Sister's wedding

(30:03) Restaurant job

(33:05) Greece

(35:17) We're so back

Let's take it back to when your fifth grade undiagnosed arse was sneaking on to the family computer to google "Titanic sinking real footage." Ladies and gents, we're kicking off this rebrand with one of the sexiest historical hyperfixations known to man, the sinking of the Titanic. Get ready to be flooded (no pun intended) with facts and drawn like one of your French girls.