Tis the damn season! This holiday season, we’re welcoming the hilarious Grace O’Malley to talk all things holly and jolly. No matter what you celebrate, there’s always time to confront your conservative uncle! Join us if you want to hear about Julia almost getting suspended because of a high school spanish teacher, Grace’s fear of weatherman Al Roker, and some absolutely stellar Jim Carrey Grinch impressions. Plus you’ll get a good dose of criticism of the Catholic Church, our hatred of New Years, and the yummy delicious smells of Christmas! Knuckles!!

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Pack your bags ladies and gents! Today we welcome Internet traveler extraordinaire Marissa Meizz on the pod to talk about all things backpacking, solo travel, and the great continent of Europa! Join us to hear about Julia’s harrowing AirBnB experience, Marissa’s tendency to assist shoplifters, and how to curate the perfect travel playlist guaranteed to make you cry on an airplane. Now get out there and be a wanderlust little girl!

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Years of going to zoo camp and watching David Attenborough have finally paid off! This week, we took The Pesto Pod on the road to the Mystic Aquarium in Mystic, Connecticut where the lovely and knowledgable Claire taught us all about frogs, lizards, and kids with grubby little hands. We were even lucky enough to be joined by Pepper, the prehensile-tailed skink and all her scaly sassiness! Learn all about this awesome aquarium and bask in the glory of being a weird fish kid.

This week, we're giving a warm welcome to the king of FilmTok and a certified ATLA fan, Reece Feldman! Join us as we talk the beauty, majesty, and sexual undertones of animation... I mean, have you ever seen Mrs. Incredible's dumpy? Keep watching if you want to hear about Reece's recent encounter with a sticky subway child, Julia fangirling over the woman who voices Karen in Spongebob, and our favorite Pixar deaths!

PASS THE CRANBERRY SAUCE! Today we're giving thanks with funny lady and my former employer, Amanda Lynn Baez!! Join us to talk all things turkey, Puerto Rican, and Black Friday. Plus you might be lucky enough to hear us talk about dog poop and colonialism! Thank you to Amanda for stopping by and sorry I was so bad at my job lol.

Nothings beats the feeling of taking a big gulp of a 1 liter bottle of Polar ruby grapefruit sparkling water and no one knows that better than Jake Cornell! Join us as we recount our ultrasound trauma, discuss the intricate nuances of iced coffee, and honor the lore of the original Four Loko. Grab the beverage of your choice and crack it open for this thirst-quenching episode.

Death! It's inevitable! Today we're joined by the hilarious Vin Ward to talk about the afterlife, near-death experiences, and all things grim and depressing. If you want to hear us talk about Vin almost dying at a flamingo parade, the dangerous craft of subway surfing, and whether or not Jesus is a bottom, this is the episode for you! DEATH!!!

Spooky season is upon us! Today we're joined by hilarious Internet comedian and musical theatre queen Molly Russo to talk about the holiday that has gripped college-aged girls for centuries: Halloween! We'll also chat about cruise ships, horror movies, and the feminine urge to be Jorgan von Strangle. P.S. If you're the waiter who Molly caught two-timing in a coffee shop... we're coming for you.

Welcome to the most ~relaxing~ episode of The Pesto Pod yet! Today we welcome Hannah from Chili B ASMR to the pod to talk all things tingles!! You'll also hear all about Hannah's recent wedding, our childhood ASMR triggers, and Julia's unfortunate exchange with Sabrina Carpenter. Let the tingles begin!

She may not know the difference between a dishwasher and a washing machine, but she's an Internet diva and author extraordinaire... it's Carrie Berk everybody!! She's here to talk about her new book while we dive into online dating, being a born and raised New Yorker, and drinking banana juice with Sarah Jessica Parker. You don't want to miss the two of us and special guest Legend the pup talking about Carrie picking a bug out of her date's teeth.