Uteruses... I've got one, you've got one, and we do what we can to keep them empty! The hilarious queen of the Internet Talia Lichtstein joins us to talk IUDs, pills, and a woman's right to yeetus her fetus. We also discuss our love for the haka, a cat named Crazy Girl, and Talia losing her virginity for the fourth time. This is not the episode to watch if you are a nun from my high school! That reminds me, I need to go take my birth control.

This week we're welcoming TikTok's favorite twins who are closer than ya think!!  @CarmenandLupita  join us on the pod to talk all things pet peeves, from grammar to men to people thinking they can see through each others' eyes. You might be tempted to look up cats on Craigslist or search for those scoliosis kids who dangle from their heads by the time you're done watching. And if you're only listening... they're conjoined btw.

WELCOME BACK PESTIES! This fall marks a whole new era for The Pesto Pod... new setup, new guests, and new whackassery! Today we're catching up on this crazy whirlwind of a summer before we dive in to all the exciting stuff coming up this fall. Make sure you go over to YouTube to check out the video my friends and I made whilst intoxicated, as per usual. And check back for new Pesto Pod episodes every Friday!

POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE!!! I'm graduating this weekend! The Pesto Pod will take a lil break because I will be backpacking Europe for most of June but do not fret - you can check out my YouTube for vlogs and vids about my trip! I'm sure I will get stranded in some random city for your amusement. Thanks four tuning into The Pesto Pod and I WILL SEE YOU ALL SOON! Time to go flip my tassel and try not to puke.

Funny human and Eurocentric traveler Lukas Battle joins us this week to talk about all things geography! We're not talking plateaus and mesas, even though those eat and leave no crumbs... we're talking countries that are shaped like elephants and babies. We'll also be talking a bit about hot tubs, penguins, medieval torture, and the Tarte Dubai trip. Why travel the world when you could listen to this pod episode instead?

! SPOILERS AHEAD ! Actress, fellow Fordham Ram, and .01% of a nepo baby Julia Antonelli, better known as Wheezie Cameron, joins us to talk about all things Pogue, Kook, and Daddy Ward! You'll also hear all about our shared love of Lin-Manuel Miranda, a quick rundown of the Met Gala, and Julia's childhood obsession with hot dogs. After this episode, go petition Netflix to have more Wheezie scenes in Season 4. BRING IT ON HOME JOHN B!

This week, we're welcoming comedian and plant dad Lukas Arnold to discuss all things green and leafy! You'll hear all about Lukas's newfound foraging habit, the high IQ of cephalopods, and whether or not dying by pitcher plant is a good way to go. Have you ever seen wild onion grass growing on a city side walk and thought... I can make pesto out of this? No? That may change after this episode.

WHAT THE SCALLOP? This week, comedian and impressionist extraordinaire Molly Null comes on the pod to talk about all things oceanic, from shipwrecks to sharks to Bikini Bottom. You'll hear an earful about Molly's Pitch Perfect addiction, the cinematic masterpiece that is Finding Nemo, and whether it's better to drown or freeze to death. If you've ever believed that they sunk the Titanic on purpose to collect the insurance money, this might be the episode for you. MY LEG!

On this special episode of The Pesto Pod, we're welcoming Internet royalty herself, Brianna Chickenfry! You may know her as your favorite pink-haired partier or maybe Barstool's top sports analyst, but did you know this superstar was once a weird reptile kid? Join us as we dive in to Bri's fascination with snakes, her serial killer neighbor, her journey to quit vaping, and her soon-to-be sculpted septum. Buckle up and get ready for a lot of boob talk, commentary about slaughterhouses, and an exclusive reveal of Julia's low butt crack.

You think this sh*t flies on Broadway?! We're joined by the one and only Tyler Joseph Ellis to talk about the drama, scandal, and raging hormones that are high school theatre. From crying in tech booths, forgetting lines, and smoking doobies at the cast party, it's hard to believe that not everyone in the universe has experienced the sheer panic of waiting for the cast list to be posted. So click play, but be warned... if you were a Hamilton-loving virgin in high school, this episode will trigger your fight or flight.