The Phlegm Cat Podcast

Mex wishes he had a flesh shirt. The Artist then frog slaps a golfer, orders a necklace of ears and fills his enemies with a bunch of funky organisms.

Mex wants to know why your grandpa is on the album cover. The Huckleberry then unleashes the keys to good golf: Stay away from the skin cheeks, lay it in the fabric crack and aim at the cholos, foo.

The Huckleberry finds a place chock-full of tarps. Mex vows to never kick a baby and continues to praise Screamin' Stickerface and Pumpkin Ball.

Mex decides to turn up the sexy. The Artist then debuts The Hoochie, King BumbleSlug and some quality-modeled bottoms.

The Huckleberry laments the stupidity of his loins. Mex then decides he need to practice his colors, wants to hear more about your make-believe universe and realizes science doesn't care that Cow Head isn't a girl.

The Mexican is NOT baring toes for anybody. Your Huckleberry then laughs at murder, hangs with Alternative Lifestyle Reggie and admires The Sleepy Generation.

Mex thinks most of us are imaginary. The Artist then shares his adventures in Colorado, where he invented a cholo app, a toddler bomb and a trampoline bar.

Mex's drawing could be a dragon, could be a chupacabra. The Artist is sympathetic to the needs of Sluggo, thinks purposes are stupid and plans on bringing Duke's Demon to the masses.

Your Huckleberry must deal with brain flakes. The Artist then decides he'll get up early only if there's anarchy. Mex then introduces the world to the Robin Hood of bacon and makes sure we always stretch before Lava Monster.

Mex wonders if you've ever had a mystery. The Huckleberry must then visit Sphincter Village, run from Fin Fang Foom and check out Mr. Splashy.