The Phlegm Cat Podcast

The Artist claims everybody's had a boo-boo. Mex declares there are three things you never want to do: Meet Satan's mean uncle, wrestle Tony Accardo or be a big grandpa jerk.

Mex realizes everything he owns is silly. The Artist then gets fruit on his knee, looks for taupe, and can't drive without a head.

The dang Huckleberry gives thanks to The Magical Owl. The Artist then discusses his multiple head concerns, being old in Rivendell and the dislike of permanent goo.

Mex sings  "A long time ago, in Beth"... The Artist then introduces erbody to Lucas Babyhands, Stumpy Greg and a guy with sculpted, evil sideburns.

The Artist returns from the land of random loose dudes. Mex must then deal with butt crack shorts, fake cattle and Chico and The Man.

Mex can relax because it's only regular fat guy wheeze. The Artist demands you respect the dandy. We look for Dimitri's feet and we meet Happy Sam and the Flappy Twins.

Mex arises from the ashes of suck. The Artist has nothing against sloths. The Huckleberry says you wish you knew a necromancer, but all you know are sages and wizards.

Mex wants to stay away from cartoon agua. The Artist then must deal with losing his ritmo, his need to find a wizard and Fatty Rogue getting all wobbly. STAY AWAY FROM SWEDEN!

The Huckleberry must shout "VIVA EL PRESIDENTE!!!!". Mex then coaches the ugly kids, sees Chilly Willy on his ceiling and awakens to demonic pig eyes.

Did you know Mex is not a boot connoisseur? The Huckleberry then apologizes for his polenta joke, does a quality Kurtz and warns us of under-the-bridge pee whiff.