The Pitch

2 angry Monsters, 16 characters, and you

We’ve gotten mad at a lot of things on this show. Some of them just, some of them goofy. This might be the maddest we’ve gotten recently, trying to figure out what the Pink Panther’s whole deal is. Why has he been an enduring character? What does he even do? There’s zero information online, but this fucker is everywhere and someone needs to answer for it.

Wisdom Tree is an interesting company that makes very bad games about the Bible, but you kinda have to give them credit for reverse engineering Nintendo hardware. This GameBoy game, The 20 Lost Levels of Joshua, is attached to a GameBoy version of the NIV Bible, and it’s hard to tell which side of the cart is more riveting.

In this episode, we sunder Sorcerous Sundries.

Other Segments:

• Legends and Lore: Silverhand

• Up on a Soapbox: BG3 fan theories

• Complete Wizards' Handbook: Legendary spells

• Find Familiar: Three more kitties!

This week’s episode concludes the Specimen Storehouse, and concerns itself mostly with the fight against Messmer and an exploration of what his whole deal was. What led to his genocide of the Hornsent, and how exactly did Marika screw him over?

Walt has a genius idea how to keep the meth empire running after Gus's surprising exit. And introducing Magnets in their acting debut.

We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Kole, Dennis, Jala, and Moxie talk about Tetris Forever, The Thaumaturge, Pipe Push Paradise, and much more!

The Grind:

• Dennis: Spyro Reignited Trilogy. Pipe Push Paradise. Snakebird. Call of Duty: Black Ops 6.
• Moxie: Call of Duty: Black Ops 6.
• Jala: The Thaumaturge.
• Kole: Tetris Forever.

The Multiplayer:

• What’s your most-hoped-for new feature in consoles?

The End Boss:

• Call of Duty barrels don’t do shit.
• Vermintide gets new update and deep discount.
• Sorry We’re Closed launches.
• Producer says Final Fantasy VI should get an HD-2D remaster.

What makes a hero? Their story? Their powers? No. It's their gear. And this is the story of how you found your gear. Diablo II is a gear-looting, randomized kill 'em all simulator. You must stop the evil Diablo by pillaging the most evil-killing loot imaginable.

Shark Tale is a notoriously crappy DreamWorks movie, which is already a deck with a lot of low cards. But DreamWorks had this habit of making good-looking licensed games based off of these movies, and for some reason they are kinda beloved. That is a false idea, though. It’s a bad thing to believe, that this could have been good.

I swear I tried to do more monsters this time but Gary wouldn't let me.