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Remember the Shinobi code, Starving Wolf. This episode begins our full coverage of Sekiro. As in seasons past, we begin with a discussion of the game's generalities and try to place it in the broader scope of From's work. Then, we move on to talk about the tutorial area, the Ashina Reservoir.

Our next episode, in two weeks' time, will cover the first portion of the Ashina Outskirts, up through the Chained Ogre.

Hello friends! This week we're finishing up the Hulk! Woohoo! We have finally escaped from this Hulk-sized nightmare episode we've been in for the last few months. On this episode we talk about Tibet, Mission Impossible, go on a huge MCU tangent, and almost break up the podcast discussing land bridges.

Don't be a quitter.

Kole, Dennis, and David talk about Satisfactory, the 20th anniversary of EverQuest, and we ask you what game-related April Fools joke you would run.

• Yager announces “The Cycle”, a PVE battle royale game.
• Skyrim Grandma will be in Elder Scrolls VI.
• EverQuest turns 20.

• What game-related April Fools joke would you run?

• Dennis: Apex Legends. Slime Rancher.
• Kole: Satisfactory.
• David: The Division 2.

Captian Martin Walker is not up to the task. Dubai is in ruins, and things just get worse from there. This is a military shooter about military shooters, and it's lauded for its story while its play is dismissed. But we're here to tell you: the play is fine!

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The game itself is innocuous enough, and advergaming in general is fine. That's not why this episode is one of our angriest ever. While grasping for straws to research this fairly obscure game, we found the VS Battle Wiki, and we hate it.