The Pitch

Lamisil will not help you here.

Zip zip zip a zip drive in your flipper
Got go get Gilligan because I'm the Skipper
I don't like the Red Hot Chili Peppers much
The end

Faces shouldn't bubble up like that.

This episode has kind of a big round number, so we gotta bring out the big guns... including one of our favorite Wikipedia sentences ever.

Someone at BioWare has an abiding passion for the lore and mythos of Sonic the Hedgehog. It kind of casts a pall over all of their work, doesn't it? This is a boring lite RPG for kids, so we spend most of our time discussing whether or not Sonic is a selfish lover (he totally is, you guys).

Hey there Blimpy Boy, flying through the sky so fancy free...

Kole, Ben, Jala, and David talk about Bethesda’s bag controversy, Penumbra: Requiem, and we ask you which games deserve a sequel (or a better sequel).

• Nvidia is demoing AI video rendering.
• Rocksteady isn’t making a Superman game.
• Bethesda gets in trouble for nylon bags.
• Nintendo takes action against YouTubers who upload leaked Smash Bros. soundtrack.

• What game deserves a sequel, or a better sequel?

• Kole: Penumbra: Requiem.
• Ben: Red Dead Redemption 2.
• Jala: Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair.
• David: Nothing.