The Pitch

In all the years we've been creating podcasts, we've never really talked about Harry Potter at length. And when a Harry Potter game went up on our Abject Suffrage poll, you all voted with enthusiasm to hear about it. So, this episode is nominally about the GameBoy Advance version of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, a kiddy action RPG. However, it's mostly about our pitch for a movie about the hard partying early days of everyone's favorite crass uncle: The Sorting Hat.

Where did all the good boys go? We can't see them.

Kris and Kole talk about repetition, corruption, and dangerous botany.

ALSO: Pump Hound. Misunderstanding reincarnation. Hot time, summer in the city. Kris went to see Taylor Swift. Fact hype man. Garrett died. Reddit and MIT taught an AI to be a psychopath. Built-a-Bear giveaway goes bad. Warning: Giant Hogweed will kill you.

Special thanks to Andrew for taking us back to the Dickieverse, where we learn how MDickie thinks video game development works.

There is nothing more to be said about serpents.

This week on Days of Future Cast, Gary and Jeremy plumb the deep, dark depths of Hawkeye's past, and encounter a mystical creature from the future simply called KANG. It's a fun filled week around these parts. You're gonna LOVE it.