The Pitch

If I can't have this food, no one can.

Swing your arms from side to side, but make sure not to drop your phone while you listen to this Adaptation Decay about 1989's bizarre hybrid live-action/animation Mario show. For this episode, we talk about "The Bird! The Bird!" and "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid", and all of their celebrity guest absurdities.

This is a good game, but it starts off Kole's Castle Quest, so that's neat.

I think I know where Little Sebastians go after they die.

The most magnificent dipshits there ever were.

Kole, Dennis, Jala, and David talk about Trackmania, learning foreign languages through games, and we ask you about your favorite peaceful moments in non-peaceful games.

• Framed Collection is coming to PC and Switch.
• Indiana university uses Assassin’s Creed to teach Italian.
• Charles Martinet will appear in Runner 3.

• What’s your favorite peaceful/serene moment in a non-walking-sim game.

• David: Bloodborne. Far Cry 5. Subnautica.
• Dennis: Subnautica. Trackmania.
• Kole: Reigns.
• Jala: Corpse Party: Blood Drive.