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R.E.M. goes out on a high note with Collapse Into Now, an album that takes a bit of a tour through the band's various styles over the years. It's impossible to say that the upward trend in the quality of their records would continue, but it's fitting that the group busted their ass to make their last effort their best in years.

All the grace, beauty, and majesty of sea doofuses.

Kris and Kole talk about extreme sleeping, spider church, and mascot naming.

ALSO: Goofy foot sleeping. Tony Hawk memories. Command strips. Look at that dead junk. Have this cup of bedbugs. Netflix is a joke. Spider cathedral. Red balloons and clown discrimination. Name our plate.

It's an upsetting and nauseating trip to the past to try to assemble the pieces of the life of a man who died long ago.

Not the kind you're picturing.

This week Gary and Jeremy take on a two parter: Sanctuary! Magneto's latest scheme is to take all of his mutant marbles and go back to home to Asteroid M, leaving the humans behind forever. This goes over about as well you can imagine. Featured inside: Magneto's hat head, Rogue's weird funeral attire, Wolverine's latest fetish, and an interesting exercise trend!

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God's perfect assassin.

Resident Evil month begins with a bang, just like Nemesis does.

Capcom was in a weird spot. They were developing several Resident Evil games at the same time, trying to make hay of a popular series while also preparing for the next generation of consoles. From that shuffle came what might be the most mechanically sound classic Resident Evil game. Nemesis is rich with ideas and also kind to the player, introducing a dodge mechanic and ammo crafting to make the game empowering while keeping it challenging. Guys, Nemesis is great.

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• Clock Tower (1995 video game) - Wikipedia
• Suicide Squad - Wikipedia
• Lights Out (game) - Wikipedia
• Nedroid Picture Diary
• Paracelsus - Wikipedia

Listen in as two Americans discover a European sensation for the very first time. Hugo for the PlayStation is a collection of games that were originally played on broadcast television, which where controlled by phone. It was also a cross-media sensation, creating a whole universe of ugly, shitty little trolls that frolic around and give you fuck-me eyes.

TAF: Tumnus As Fuck.