The Pitch

Kris and Kole talk about sensitivity, historic wars, and performance enhancing bears.

ALSO: Mistaken identity. Jim Nabors. Judy Garland and the Munchkins. Swearing makes you honest. Shit pile. Fuck, Marry, Kill your students. Amphetamine bears. Alex Jones in the sauna. Chimp Saddam. Nesting hawks.

Let's strip all of the majesty off of god's most glorious creature, shall we?

This game, also known as Menace Beach, teaches us that even Sunday School teachers can be sexy.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about the first volume of the 2016 Dark Souls comic.

In this episode of Days of Future Cast, Gary and Jeremy take a break between season two and season three to watch X-Men 2, the second in the X-Men movie franchise, and maybe the best X-Men movie ever made? Find out in the show.

It's a Dungeons and Dragons classic that prompts and unusual "Would You Rather".

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and Jala talk about The Inner World, Eric Wolpaw leaving valve, and we ask you which game showed you something new about the world.

• Eric Wolpaw leaves valve.

• Army vet says games help with PTSD.

• SwordQuest comics are coming back from the dead.

• Sundered seriously looks great.

• What game made you see the world differently?

• Jala: Guild Wars 2. Vermintide. Steins;Gate. The Inner World.

• Kole: Rocksmith 2014. Dragon Quest Builders.

• Ben: X-COM 2.

• Dennis: Shadow of Mordor. Sunless Sea.

• Blue Birds Butler 🐥✨ on Instagram: “Give a remote control.😊久しぶりのリモコンフェチ男をどうぞ。(=´∀｀)ﾉ #remotecontrolfetishman #映画ペット #ご主人様大好きペット #thesecretlifeofpets #pet #petoftheday…”

• Stack-Up.org - Military Video Game Charity

• Operation Supply Drop - Supporting Today's Veterans

• Abject Suffering Episode 60: SwordQuest: EarthWorld

• Sundered Gif — That gif Dennis went crazy for.

• Queens of the Stone Age - My God Is The Sun (Official) - YouTube

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross will always have been talking about Shadow of Destiny (or also Shadow of Memories).

If you're sensitive to us being negative about games, this might be one to skip. Eike Kusch is fated to die, but a strange interloper has given him the power to manipulate time itself so he can find out who killed him (and why). From that great premise springs a truly awkward adventure game, filled with early PS2 charm, but completely baffling. On the plus side, it serves as a very good example of how not to do time travel puzzles.

Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Links:

• Dril
• McPixel Trailer - YouTube
• Shadow of Destiny Trailer ( PSP ) - YouTube - new VO
• Petite Feet | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim - YouTube
• Huttlet. Fucking starwars.
• Kids In The Hall - Simon & Hecubus - YouTube
• Sea Hare
• Meet the Adorable "Sea Bunny" Taking Over the Internet

Well, this is something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU

Listen and Brayton and Gary enumerate all the reasons one might wish to turn down.

We're looking to break into television. If you know anyone who's open to sitcom development, let us know!