The Pitch

If it were me, I just wouldn't go to the blighted village. Sounds like a bad time.

Tiny, tiny cousins. So smol.

We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Kole, Ben, and Moxie talk about Pacific Drive, Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown, Remnant II, and much more!

The Grind:

• Kole: Pacific Drive.
• Ben: Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown. Vertigo 2. Walkabout Mini Golf.
• Moxie: Remnant II. Final Fantasy XIV.

The Multiplayer:

• FREE PLAY.

The End Boss:

• UbiSoft boss wants you to get used to not owning games.
• Capcom bans mods because mad at nude.
• Frostpunk 2 gets a gameplay trailer and release window.

If I'm going to spend all this money on a castle, it better be fuckin' spooky.

Maybe the Miracle is a nice guy this time?

This week we return to Catholic-inspired action horror world of Blasphemous. After killing the Miracle for good in the Blasphemous 1 bonus ending, we now explore a world where the Miracle's influence slowly begins to fade. What world will we leave behind after we've killed an uncaring god? Tune in to find out.

This week, it's me, Gwen, the boss.

This week's episodes: Queen Of Hearts, Chaos Card, Huge Growth, and Soul Of Lilith.

From a shitty movie comes a decent game. Also: Wolverine's foreskin.

Did anyone find the hidden cookies?

Other Segments:

• Fiend Folio: Gnolls

• Sage Advice: The four dimensions of combat

• Legends and Lore: A brief travel guide

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and Moxie talk about Fortnite Rocket Racing, Walkabout Mini Golf, Teardown, and much more!

If you have a moment to spare, please speak out against Ohio’s new anti-trans healthcare rules, which will make HRT effectively impossible to get in the state. The public comment period is open until January 19, 2024. Write in to [email protected] with the subject line “Comments on Gender Transition Care Rules.”

The Grind:

• Dennis: Trackmania. Far Cry 6.
• Moxie: Fortnite Rocket Racing.
• Ben: Walkabout Mini Golf. Cyberpunk 2077.
• Kole: Walkabout Mini Golf. Teardown.

The Multiplayer:

• What game character would you like to party with?

The End Boss:

• Sony announces new television adaptations.
• Sony wants people to die in a car controlled by a PlayStation controller.
• One dimensional Pac-Man is neater than you’d think.
• Grime is coming to Switch on January 25.