The Pitch

I don't want to go to Alpha Zones.

Chill, elden beats to slay gods to.

This is the kind of sci fi where everyone is still using CRTs and cassette tapes. For the sake of vibes.

This week we talk about Signalis, a tribute to the tight, zippy horror titles of the PS1 library. What lessons did Signalis learn from the classics of Resident Evil and Silent Hill, and how can they best be applied to the modern video game landscape? The real horror... is when you tune in.

Anime stans. Please. Can we at least admit that, this, THIS, is ugly?

This week's episodes: The Devil, The Tower, The Stars, and Black Rune

There are way too many Spawn games. There's even a The Darkness game and that's basically bullshit Spawn.

This is mostly the songs you can't sing along to.

Ethan's Frome, A Complete Dummy's Guide to Killing a Mockingbird, The So-So Gatsby.

Kole, Ben, David, and Dennis talk about Payday 3, Forza Motorsport, Cocoon, and much more!

The Grind:

• Dennis: F1 2022. Forza Motorsport.
• Kole: Meta Quest 3. Drop Dead: The Cabin. Resident Evil 4: Separate Ways.
• David: Rabi-Ribi. Lies of P. Payday 3.
• Ben: Cocoon. Baldur’s Gate III.

The Multiplayer:

• What game made you think “The Future is Now”?

The End Boss:

• Sony reveals newer, slimmer PS5.
• Activision-Blizzard inflicts James Corden on their employees.
• Nintendo knows exactly what it’s doing with this elephant transformation stuff.
• Lord of the Rings: Gollum team used ChatGPT to generate their apology jpeg.
• John Riccitello steps down as Unity CEO, the rot remains.

How many sticks of dynamite do you think it takes to dynamite fish for Cthulhu? Three? Do you think three is enough?

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