The Pitch

Bet you were wondering what Mario tastes like in person!

This week's episodes: The Empress, The Emperor, The Hierophant, and Perthro.

Alvin and the Chipmunks are back. Again. This is a threat.

There are many questions. Few answers. And many, many bloodstains in Melania boss fight arena.

Not a single one of us said Kermit, because he is a sad, sad frog.

Kole, Ben, David, and Dennis talk about Starfield, Baldur’s Gate III, DragonCon, and much more!

The Grind:

• David: Starfield.
• Dennis: Starfield. Baldur’s Gate III.
• Ben: Baldur’s Gate III.
• Kole: Pistol Whip.

The Multiplayer:

• Give another game character the Baldur’s Gate III underwear treatment.

The End Boss:

• Unity destroys the trust of an entire industry with one dumb pricing announcement.
• Death Stranding is coming to iPhone.
• S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 developer suffers office fire.
• New iOS update lets people use their GameBoy Cameras for FaceTime, with some effort.

It's like your favorite physical toy! But digital, and you can take it to school! Oh, wait, no, the teacher confiscated that too.

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I don't understand how a flesh and blood creature can be scrambled like that. Best not to think about it.

This week's episodes: The Fool, The Magician, The High Priestess, and Ansuz

People love this game. We don't! Whoops!