The Plastic Scousers Podcast

Ladies and Gentlemen, and everything in between, welcome one and all to the Plastic Scouser's End of Season 2017-18 Review Party Podcast!

Yes Matt Simpson and Owen Collins are here just in time for the start of the new campaign to take a deep dive into the last season, discussing all the major moments, talking points and general antics of Liverpool FC with our usual brand of insight and irreverance. And as usual the boys are getting right royally pissed in the process, by playing the drinking game famed for its destructive tendancies - Ring of Fire!

Throughout the next 4 hours there'll be a number of awards to be handed out to celebrate the very best - and worst - of the 2017-18 season. There's also a bunch of forfeits to endure, and much comedy and general stupidity along the way as well.

It's the Plastic Scousers. Exactly as you know them.

And so we are here, in the final month of the 2017-18 Premier League season. And the PLastic Scousers are here one last time to bring you the grand finale of what has been an incredible and maddening season. There's two premier league games to discuss, plus the small matter of a (disgraceful) Champions League final, which we will of course be discussing with no impartiality whatsoever.

 

As well as that, we discuss the best techniques for destroying ducks, find out which former player is an unfit rugby cock, and smash together a load of monkeys on a spaniards leg...

It's the penultimate month of the season, and the Plastic Scousers are here to bring you into the closing stages of the season for LFC with their April podcast! Join Matt and Owen on their adventures through the month both domestically and internationally, discussing all the games, goals and talking points from a crucial period.

As well as that, they discuss what the Teletubbies and Thin Lizzy guitarist Gary Moore have in common, Owen wants a poster of Andriy Vorinin for Christmas, and Alan Navarro goes on a night out in Newcastle...

It's time for another dose of Plastic Scousers goodness!

Join Matt Simpson and Owen Collins as they take a journey through Liverpool Football Club's month of March. They'll discuss all the games, goals and talking points with insight and irreverence, with a healthy dose of unnecessary tangential conjecture (in other words, getting distracted).

As well as that, Owen can't pronounce anyones name, Matt makes a good South African joke, and Christian Benteke accidentally saves the day on a dingy...

Hello everyone, it's us again. We're back to do more of the talking stuff we do about Liverpool FC and that. Join us as we delve into all things LFC for the month of February! We have all the games, goals and talking points from the month, as well as our usual features, silly games and even a few songs to boot!

As well as that, we learn some interesting facts about Winchester, Owen wants James Milner to juggle for him, and we discuss Adam Lallana's cameo in a Danish crime drama...

New Year, same old Plastic Scousers, as they're back to review Liverpool's month of January in 2018! They discuss all the games, goals and talking points from some incredible (and utterly woeful) performances, with all the inisght and irreverance you've come to expect.

 

As well as that, Owen struggles to find a metaphor, we learn about the travelling community in the North East, and there's been a murder at Sadio Mane's house...

It's the festive Christmas schedule, and the Plastic Scousers are here to help you through this congested Christmas time! We've got all the games, goals and talking points from the games throughout December, along with our usual brand of insight and irreverance.

As well as all that, we sing along to a Danish teddy bear, Owen hides his flatulence, and the boys discover a terrifying Christmas Elf with who bears a striking resemblance to Simon Mignolet...

The Plastic Scousers are back! With a proper podcast and everything!

Join us as we tear through Liverpool's month in November like feeding time at the zoo. There'll be games, goals and talking points, and a whole smattering of smut and sillyness thrown in for good measure.

As well as that, Owen continues to forget who Stoke City are, we discuss which player Sounness preffered to Eric Catona, and Craig Bellamy hits Dejan Lovren with a golf club...

Hi everyone, Matt here. Hope you're doing well.

So I wanted to let you know that this podcast is a bit different from the rest .

Yes it's full of the usual insight and irreverance you've come to expect from us. Yes we feature the usual brilliant content, such as our discussion of a previous Liverpool player who stole a jar of honey from Harrods, Owen getting stressed over Sebastian Bassong's Twitter, and whether anyone enjoys Noel Edmonds.

However due to some technical issues you may find the first half an hour to be dominated by one person and lacking in another. All will be explained...

Either way, thanks for listening, and enjoy our October review in the Plastic Scousers Podcast!

As the season gets into full swing Matt Simpson and Owen Collins bring you another review of the 2017-18 season!

 

In this episode we discuss missed oppurtunities, find out which former Liverpool defender was made of glass, and Owen fails to introduce a feature...