Here we are once again Billionaires. It’s cold. It’s dark. It’s wet. It is the Dog Days of Winter. In the show this week we review a couple of bad decisions.  We learn about an Australian dog that turns its owners in for illegal drugs, and we learn about a man who had the bad idea to make clothing out of dog hair. We can’t tell you where some folks found a bunch of severed human heads, but we have a lot of fun trying. We also reminisce about weird happenings at the unofficial Denny’s drive thru. If I were you I’d pull up a chair, pour yourself a double shot of tuna flavored vodka and get ready to enjoy the show.  This is the Podcast of Billionaires.

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Every week we bring you mistakes from across the internet delivered piping hot to your living room, and this week is no exception.  This week we learn about whether you should live life with a plan, or just wing it and call mom when things go badly.  Have you ever tried to break into a jewelry store and tunneled into a KFC instead?  We’ll analyze that decision also.  Daniel eats a home made beer and chocolate cupcake and Milo eats a gourmet doggie treat.  Finally we wrap up our show with a stirring rendition of Al Roker singing a song about that time he pooped his pants at the White House.  Is this order for dining in?  No, I’ll take my bad decisions to go!  Enjoy.

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Fans, this week on the Podcast of Billionaires, we take a look back at the best efforts of Craigslisters attempting to become Billionaires - one lousy ad at a time. We play a little game wherein Josh and Daniel - the best bad-deciders on the podcast attempt to figure out what the heck the ads are peddling. And, as we look forward to 2013, the cast describes bad decisions in the making by sharing their 2013 New Year’s Restitutions.  We also end the show and begin the year by describing a frightening oompa-loompa attack as well as the bad decision of turning off the internet at 10PM as well as poisoning your parents for shutting off the internet.  I always wondered why my internet went down early.  So belly up to the bar, learn to love yourself and hoist a glass of testicle flavored ale in this week’s Podcast of Billionaires.

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This episode is about friendship and drinking, but mostly about drinking.  Have you ever helped out a friend in the only way you know how:  by leading the cops on a high speed chase?  Have you ever thought a nicely trimmed lawn was a parking lot that you needed to drive on immediately?  This week in the podcast we answer both of those questions.  We also learn about the type of person that swerves while driving so they can run over turtles.  Are you a potential prostitute?  It’s more likely than you think.  Daniel, Jason and Josh help analyze the bad decisions and help you learn from other people’s mistakes all while under the influence this week on the Podcast of Billionaires.

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This week in the podcast of billionaires we learn what it means to try and operate in a hostile work environment.  From the so called geniuses at the apple store looking at your junk to the government employee reprimanded for cracking off farts, we thank our lucky stars that our webcams are disabled and skype can’t transmit smells.  We also take you on a drinking round table, examine a score of creepy santas, and learn some advanced cosmetic surgery.  Also in this show is a Maple Syrup Heist update with the billionaires’ favorite Canadians:  Scott and Richardo.  Fill up a hot glass of stolen syrup, kick back and enjoy this week’s show.

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This week on the podcast Daniel takes one for the team and eats a Vienna Sausage. In addition to that bad decision we analyze the beginning of the robot uprising and try and figure out why Apple Maps has been stranding people in the Australian Outback. We also learn about a Polish construction crew demolishing a French building for a Russian... Then it gets weird. Just when you think we've given up on sanity we attempt to give you a timely warning about not giving yourself some home-brew surgery. Don't say we didn't warn you on this week's Podcast of Billionaires.

Enjoy!

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This week on the podcast we explore one of the essential, fundamental American rights:  the Right to Remain Stupid.  We learn about a secret unicorn lair found in Korea, and what it means to a lonely Cryptobiologist.  We also learn the appropriate response to unsatisfying sexual activity.  Can you get tazed for watering your house with a garden hose?  Yes.  Can you get the cops to help you find your missing drug money?  No.  Enjoy all this and more with special guest Rose Russo on our For the Ladies segment.  Sit back, relax, and exercise your rights!

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I’ve been a disappointment.  You probably have too, but it’s hard to imagine disappointing so hard you have an open letter written to you from your dad and posted on the internet.  This week on the podcast, the billionaires bring in a guest host named Rose.  She doesn’t disappoint, but warns our lady listeners about the butt-kissing fake dentist from Florida.  We discuss some bad decisions, listen to Daniel eat some tofurkey and generally have a disappointingly good time.  Enjoy!

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Sometimes you just can't be bothered to work. You are too tired. The job is too hard. You could come up with some other excuses, but the reality of the situation is that you need slapped. The folks in this week's bad decisions needed slapped too. Find out why. We might need a slap or two also because of what we are going to put you through in our second segment: This week, we’ve got a special thanks for our listeners in the form of a lot of bloopers. We’re sure you’d agree that the worst decision would be not listening to the Podcast of Billionaires. Thanks, loyal listener! Enjoy!

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This week on the Podcast of Billionaires, we have a special announcement about our Internet tube connection. And, as always, we explore life through poor decision-making. Is it worse to have sex outside during a soccer match or tattoo your face with a losing candidate. As always, we force Daniel to eat something strange. Enjoy! 

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