Being a parent is hard, but being a babysitter is even harder.  This week on the Podcast of Billionaires, we examine some of the best babysitters out there to see if we can find the babysitter of the year!  We also learn the location of the absolute worst place to steal a cell phone.  Daniel breaks his fast with a can of spreadable chicken FROM THE FUTURE!  Are you a kleptomaniac with narcolepsy and Tourette syndrome?  You are not alone in this week’s Podcast of Billionaires.  Enjoy!

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This week in the Podcast of Billionaires we learn that in this all too public world there exists an island of privacy:  the Quik Trip Bathroom.  We also debate the relative merits of a car versus a bike as a getaway vehicle when committing grand theft television at Wal-Mart.  We ask a question about the creepiness of your waiter, and his propensity to give you discounts based on your attractiveness.  We also ponder the training regimen of a man who tossed his phone further than any man has ever tossed any phone before.  Sight tight and prepare for the epic adventure that is:  The Podcast of Billionaires.

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The Billionaires discuss the price you pay for unusual relaxation.  We follow up on the zombie apocalypse.  In addition to these unusual topics, we speculate about the motives of a Norwegian driver caught between a moose and a bear, and a FedEx driver who pepper sprays everyone.  This show was a day late, but it was not a dollar short.  Sit back, relax, and guard your booty from the booty grabber in this week's Podcast of Billionaires.

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This week in the Podcast of Billionaires we test your ability to distinguish between a banana and a boa constrictor.  We give Daniel a break from eating to focus on GPS for angry women.  Now that I think about it we have a lot of woman driving in this episode.  To even things out we examine a news article about a man who might be a zombie.  SPOILER ALERT: he's actually just a d-bag.  Sit back, relax, check the toilet for reptiles, and enjoy this week's show.

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This week in the Podcast of Billionaires we learn what it means to ‘lose yourself’.  We speculate about the nature of a relationship that involves a woman, her live-in boyfriend, and their pink metal stripper pole.  We also learn about the Gates Foundation and its quest for 50 gallons of school cafeteria food.  Daniel eats a survival ration and daydreams about the zombies at the doorstep.  We also welcome a special guest host, Scott Benson, who tells us whether “women and children first” is a rule that still applies.  We cap the show with an amazing interview between Dr. Daisy Idleman and Camilla Poppins as they talk about the return of “Jack the Gripper” to London.  Enjoy!

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This week in the Podcast of Billionaires we talk about what it takes to get a discount at a Chinese theme park.  We also explore the mind of a man who needs to beat his neighbor but can’t find an appropriate weapon.  You have kids and you need to get drunk.  What do you do?  We answer that question, examine Zombie bees and commemorate a woman’s quest to carry the Olympic torch.  All this and more on this week’s Podcast of Billionaires.

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This week in the Podcast of Billionaires we learn about commitment.  Do you have what it takes to make the ultimate sacrifice to prove your commitment?  We read about a man who heard a voice and them makes a choice.  If you want to have it all, you have to leave a little something behind.  We learn about Ted Nugent’s drummer and his smooth golf cart driving ways.  Daniel eats a Kumquat! A man uses his handgun for a TV remote control.  We warn the ladies about a way to keep their toes safe at the local Wal-Mart, and we report on the continuing Zombie Apocalypse.

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This week in the Podcast of Billionaires we have a special guest host with a woman’s touch.  Camilla Poppins joins us from London, England to help us describe what it means to be a hero.  We talk about the world’s heaviest living woman, and her new exercise program.  We learn about the terror of a raccoon attack, as well as the terror of your drunk dad’s homemade amusement park ride.  We keep tabs on the coming zombie apocalypse and debut a special new segment with something special for the ladies.  Strap yourself to the hood of your minivan, anger some raccoons and enjoy the ride.

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This week in the Podcast of Billionaires we try and answer if it is possible to have a sexy headache.  We stride the field between the sexy and the headache via a jury settlement to a widow whose police officer husband died in a three-way, and a group of Canadian Teenage girls who get hypnotized but can’t get out.  While Daniel drinks an unusual cocktail we learn about a large breasted robber whose smile prevented the convenience store clerk from remembering what she looked like.  Finally we wrap things up with an Indian man who has a terrible problem and another face chewing attack.  Sit back, relax and enjoy this sexy headache known as the Podcast of Billionaires.

This week on the Podcast of Billionaires we speculate about the proper response to someone who farts on your porch.  Should you threaten them with a gun?  We also wonder about the TSA.  Green means go, but what does it mean when it’s a kiwi?  Also, a banana truck crashes and burns, while a judge sentences a domestic abuser to a date with his wife.  All this and more will be revealed on the Podcast!  Enjoy.

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