With Josh on vacation, we reach back into the file to present to you an episode that probably shouldn’t exist.  We learn about whether kittens have lips, and the proper penalty for stealing an iPod.  We also discuss escape strategies for robbing a Lowes and ask the following burning questions:  Should men sit down to pee?  Do old people smell?  I hope you laugh and cry as much as Daniel, Sam, Eric and I did when we dropped these golden audio nuggets onto the interwebs.  Enjoy!

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You can probably hear her insistent voice drifting through the spruce trees near the abandoned transit bus.  The rusty and broken pipeline looms in the distance.  A mist fills the valley and the moose wander through like hungry ghosts.  Will you survive?  The Haunted Stripper Bus!  Josh, Daniel and Eric also wonder about Florida, specifically the self-immolating crocodile hunters.  We also discuss one more horror to add to your list of nightmares:  A urinal that shoots jets of steam at your junk.  Enjoy this week’s Podcast of Billionaires

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This week on the Podcast of Billionaires, we invite a special guest host to give us some insight into the perils of sobriety.  Join Josh, Daniel, and Daniel’s brother Eric as we discuss the pitfalls and profits of identity theft.  We also talk about what it means to pop a squat in the neighbor’s yard.  As usual, we tackle the tough questions while we listen to Daniel put his taste buds on the line and eat a food item that requires a special tool to construct.

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This week on the Podcast of Billionaires, we explore the ins and outs of camping in Alaska.  What do you do if you get attacked by a bear?  You just set up your camouflage tent; where is it?  What happened to your shoelaces?  Josh, Daniel and Sam give you the information you need.  In addition to these camping related quandaries we listen to Daniel eat the pasta of the 99%.  I’d like to apologize in advance to all of our Iowa listeners.  Sit back, relax, wipe the spam from your spork and prepare to be amazed.

They are getting closer; you can hear the screeching get louder and louder.  They bite (usually the face).  Some of them have a deadly form of the herpes virus.  They killed the mayor, and now they are after you.  They are:  ATTACK MONKEYS.  In this episode we talk about special teachers with special tools for special kids, a petty criminal who loves the limelight, and the joys and horrors of spam.  Join us for episode 007 of the Podcast of Billionaires:  Attack Monkey.

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For hundreds of years, cattle have hidden from us a delicious and as of last week, undiscovered, cut of meat.  We reveal the meat that is hidden!

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It’s possible that you’ve just been busted for smuggling a large quantity of alcohol across the border.  One possible solution is to tell the judge you are a hopeless alcoholic.  Josh, Sam and Daniel explore this solution as well as others with our special guest.  We talk about what “diaper duty” means in Minnesota, and why when your kid gets bad grades, shaving her head and public humiliation is the only solution.  Daniel eats some ramen while we learn about why people who like organic food are usually jerks.  It’s time for episode 006 – Hidden Meats.

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In this week's episode we realize that not everyone can grow up to be batman.  Since most of us have mothers, let’s celebrate Mother’s Day with some bad decisions including the mother who helps her teenage daughter send naughty texts to a thirty year old creeper, and the man who uses a bobcat to rob a store for his dear ol’ mom.  We also learn about a single father shot by his daughter over a cell phone.  Where’s mom when you need her.  Josh, Daniel and Sam also speculate into the online purchasing habits of the cross-dressing magician.

In a nation of one thousand million people, do you have what it takes to be the best at what you do?  In this week's episode, Josh, Daniel and Sam discuss an Armenian tribute to the 75th anniversary of the Hindenburg tragedy, a constipated monkey and the zookeeper who loves him, the virtues of eating only one animal at a time, and alleged misdeeds at a DMV in California.  We also talk about a penguin kidnapping.  Enjoy!

Here we are again with another episode of the podcast of billionaires! Sam is on vacation, so we brought in a special guest.  Rob, along with Daniel and I, analyze bad decisions, listen to Daniel eat some food and give some more helpful advice.  We also analyze the mysterious habits of online retail and learn the answer to the classic question:  "Can you kill a man by squeezing his junk?"  This is a special hour long episode.  Are you ready to learn and be entertained?  Pour a glass, buckle the seatbelt at the helm of your houseboat, and prepare to be amazed.

Here we are again with another episode of the podcast of billionaires!  Sam, Daniel and I, analyze bad decisions, listen to Daniel eat some food and give some more helpful advice in just over a half hour.  Are you ready to learn and be entertained?  Brace yourself for some learntertainment!

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