So you've learned a thing or two since you were expelled from high school. You've been practicing every day, and now you are ready to go back. Don't be like our first bad decision: you can't go back. Or can you? We find out about the expert forger/highschool football player in todays show. But that's not all! You had better brace yourself as we dicsus the most intense secretarial job of all time. It's so exciting and thrilling that it can't be done without medication. Do I have your interest? I hope so. Learn about the sons of St. Bernard and the chilling, death defying exploits of Daniel Hovi's arctic rescues. All this and more on your favorite weekly 'bad decision' show: The Podcast of Billionaires.

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Well, Sandy did it:  flooded the east coast and blizzarded West Virginia, taking the internet down with it.  It’s been a long weekend, but the Billionaires have scoured the webs looking for some high quality bad decisions.  We didn’t find any, so instead we’ll talk about the poor guy who couldn’t recognize his own groin.  We will also talk about the Indiana library that accepts guns as well as books.  Ever wanted a tattoo in a place that you couldn’t ever see?  We talk about that too on this week’s Podcast of Billionaires.Oh yeah,  Daniel eats unknown halloween candy.Sit back, cuddle up with your paid platonic cuddle partner, and enjoy the show.

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It’s hard to survive in the city.  Sometimes you have to improvise just to get by.  In this week’s episode of the podcast, we discuss how improperly cooking a squirrel can ravage a neighborhood and bring in the American Red Cross.  We also discuss the best way to trick your best friend in the “For the Ladies” segment.  Shooting pigeons in front of the Pope?  It’s more likely than you think, and much much more.  Grab a cold one, fix a plate of pumpkin cookies and enjoy the Urban Survival episode of the Podcast of billionaires.

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In this episode of the Podcast of Billionaires, we take a look at the dangers of drugs. From hijinx in Sin City to a wrestling a bull moose during an Alaskan limo drive, your steadfast hosts are there to guide you through the perils of inebriation. Daniel doesn't eat anything in this episode, but we do have some milk from the 16th century. Enjoy!

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There’s no substitute for the real thing. Dress it up all you want - even do it under the guise of charity - it’s still not real. Whether it is stripping for a captive audience, selling your virginity, eating fake meat - or having it eaten off you, or getting drunk. Don’t cheat yourself. Get the real thing. The Podcast of Billionaires will steer you in the right direction in today’s episode. Enjoy!

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This week in the podcast we learn what it means to get a ‘steal of a deal’. We talk about the pros and cons of buying a new Chevy minivan crossover SUV at a steep discount.  Then we discuss the adrenaline junkie in Florida who feels the need for speed and rides a manatee off into the sunset.  Daniel eats a bucket of beanie weenie while the rest of us hold back the tears, and we delve into the Canadian organized crime underground filled with ne'er-do-wells, miscreants, yahoos and maple syrup thieves.  I hope you enjoy this pimped out edition of the Podcast of Billionaires.  May your hits be crits!

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This week in the podcast of billionaires we celebrate lives of adventure.  We applaud a man’s commitment to excitement when he rides down the rail of an escalator to his doom, and we celebrate the life of man encased in dry ice the way the rest of his town does, by throwing a festival.  Jason get’s salty and we threaten to wash his mouth out with soap, out of respect for his momma, and Daniel eats some potato crisps that were hand delivered from England by our very own Camilla Poppins.  If you love tomato ketchup as much as the Brits do, then settle down and tune in to this week’s episode of the Podcast of Billionaires.

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In this week’s episode of the Podcast of Billionaires, we take a long hard look at the difference between an ex-boyfriend and a ghost.  We also consider the strengths and weaknesses of online dating strategies.  (Pro tip:  beating your date with a baseball bat is weak.)  We also learn about the bathroom with a view and the importance of wearing prototype running shoes.  In the year of our pron, this is the Podcast of Billionaires.  Enjoy!

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Sometimes you have to protest injustice, you have to take a stand for what is right.  And when you do, you find out that you are only few years too late.  This week in the Podcast of Billionaires we take a stand against driving naked. We pontificate against smelly animals, and we listen to Daniel eat a chocolate twinkie, sort of.  When things go wrong you could just grab a friend and fake your own arrest, or you could sit back, relax, and listen to the Podcast of Billionaires.  Enjoy!

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Ladies, have you ever wanted to use a pen that was designed specifically to cater to your unique female physiology? This week on the Podcast of Billionaires we discuss what it’s like to live in a woman’s world.  We talk about a woman’s trip to Iceland that was so transformative she was unrecognizable to her companions.  We also give husbands helpful tips to mold them into supportive partners for their special lady’s job search.  Also, Daniel eats a twinkie.  Sit back, put on a kettle of constant comforts tea, and prepare to enjoy this week’s Podcast of Billionaires.

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