Sir Cedric Rawlings & Lord Monty Whitboro are at it again, chit-chatting about the end of the world with Sir Cedric looking to blowing up his own manor house to get the ball rolling. But then, there are unexpected visitors…

CAST
Brennan Lowery as Sir Cedric Rawlings, Sheriff F, and Cuthbert Mouldywether
Steve Monosson as Sir Monty Whitboro
Claire Burgi as The Ghost In The Machine

Written, produced, directed, edited, and generally sweated out by Steve Monosson. Additional material provided by Brennan Lowery.

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it’s the late 1980’s, and two crumbling relics of the English gentry -- Sir Cedric Rawlings & Lord Monty Whitboro -- sit in front of the roaring hearth at Rawlings’ dusty manor house in the English countryside. They meet on this cold rainy day in early spring to pay homage to Rawlings’s recently deceased groundskeeper, Edwards.

It's the old west, and a day of reckoning when Sheriff F has a cow when he learns about his true parents.

Ep 17: Cuthbert's Leaving

Cuthbert Mouldywether, of Putney, UK, is 37 years old and he’s never left the house. Today, he has decided, is the day. But his mother, with whom he has lived his entire life, is not about to let go of her dear Cuthbert so easily.

CAST
Brennan Lowery as Cuthbert Mouldywether
Steve Monosson as Mother Mouldywether
Christina Brown as (The) Bubbles

Written, produced, directed, edited and generally sweated out by Steve Monosson. Additional material provided by Brennan Lowery.

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Episode 16: "There's No Business Like GI Joe Business" 

The Podcast of No Return visits a World War II battlefield where due to a bureaucratic mixup, Captain James “Jixy” Strayhorn, a USO volunteer troop entertainment specialist, has been placed in charge of C Company, a front line fighting unit. Always game no matter what, Captain Strayhorn leads C Company into battle.

CAST
Brennan Lowery as Captain Strayhorn
Steve Monosson as Sergeant Laughner

Produced, and directed by Steve Monosson. Additional material provided by Brennan Lowery.

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Episode 15: "The King's Problem"

There's a plague decimating this medieval kingdom, but the king doesn't want to hear anything about it. It puts him in a bad mood.

CAST
Brennan Lowery as The King
Alyson Cripps as Lady Fumferry
Steve Monosson as Everyone Else

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Episode 14: "Appointment with Mick Jones"

Ed Haney has a meeting with Mick Jones of The Clash -- or does he?? Find out the explosive answer to this mystery in this week's episode, which kicks off Season Two.

NOTE: This contains both audio and video materials, but you don’t have to watch the video to enjoy the episode. it’s just a little extra, that is if you define Steve’s face on your device's screen as an “extra.” So feel free to sit back and just listen to the episode or go ahead and watch the two one-minute segments of Steve fumbling with trying to incorporate video into the podcast. It’s your call.

CAST
Brennan Lowery as Mick Jones
Nick Mestad as The Receptionist, and The Announcer
Steve Monosson as Mr. Ed Haney

The Podcast of No Return is written, produced, and directed by Steve Monosson. Additional material provided by Brennan Lowery and Nick Mestad.

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Episode 13: "The Stick-Up"

Hank Panky, the operator of The Last Chance Employment Agency, joins Steve this week as co-host as Hank launches his new YouTube Channel (or does he?). This week's sketch features a would-be bank robber doing his bank-robbing thing at a bank which has recently banned robberies of any kind on the premises. The finale is a literal meltdown.

CAST
Brennan Lowery as Hank Panky and Mr. Perkins
Alyson Cripps as Mrs. Aougherty and The Girl with the Guck
Mario X. Soto as The Bank Robber
Jack Rokiki as Mr. Watkins

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Episode 12: "GLADYS UNCHAINED"

Gladys -- just "Gladys"-- Hank Panky's longtime receptionist at the Last Chance Employment Agency, finally gets to air out her grievances and whatnot in a therapy session with one Dr. Wallace Wentworth. Gladys delves into her childhood, her relationship with her boss, and why she has no last name. Living her life with a rare condition called "shprechen-like-ze-intercom-itosis," Gladys finally lets it all hang out.

Once again joining Steve in navigating the byways of the episode, Eugene Crowley recounts his experiences on the "Let's Date A Weirdo" game show, and why so much depends on him doing his laundry on Sunday.

CAST
Meghan Partridge as Gladys
Jack Rokiki as Dr.Wallace Wentworth
Brennan Lowery as Hank Panky and Eugene
Alyson Cripps as Mother Gladys
Mario X. Soto as Father Gladys
Steve Monosson as Steve

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Episode 11: "LET’S DATE A WEIRDO” Game Show!

For this week’s tantalizing and terrifying episode Let’s Date A Weirdo!, Steve’s old pal — veteran dater, rock star, and 100+ times husband/divorcee White Floyd joins Steve to comment on the action. Let’s Date A Weirdo! is the ONLY game show which presents a thoroughly ineligible group of bachelors to a slightly less unbearable bachelorette. You’re not going to want to miss this play of perverse passion (even if it means DVR’ing Game of Thrones so you end up watching it twelve minutes later)!

CAST
Brennan Lowery as Jerry Attrick and Eugene
Alyson Cripps as Etta Feely
Mario X. Soto as Johnny The Voice Guy and Gug Keenwa
Jack Rokiki as Jar Face Credenza
Steve Monosson as Steve and White Floyd

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