The Podcast of No Return

The Burning Question: Would You Still Love Me If...?

Eugene Crowley (Brennan Lowery) once again joins Steve to introduce the featured sketch "Would You Still Love Me If...?", which finds a young man out to a romantic French dinner with his beloved, wanting to know just how deep his beloved's love is for him. Or so it seems...

And The Podcast of No Return welcomes a new sponsor: GO GO B-O, the first non-isolating solution to that nagging Toxic Body Odor Syndrome problem.

CAST Brennan Lowery as Eugene Crowley and The Man In Love  Meghan Partridge as The Woman and GO GO B-O Announcer Steve Monosson as Steve, Paul, and The French Waiter

The Podcast of No Return is written, produced, and directed by Steve Monosson. Additional material provided by Brennan Lowery. iTunes: http://bit.ly/podcastNR Web Player: http://bit.ly/noreturnn Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/podcastNR/ Spotify: http://bit.ly/hnkpnky YouTube: http://bit.ly/pnryt Stitcher: http://bit.ly/gladys22

Who Will Be This Year's Coal Holding Champ?!

Episode Nine of The Podcast of No Return follows all the action at the 129th Annual Burning Coal Holding Championship in Kuala Lumpur. Will the Cinderella Samoan -- Gug Keenwa -- prevail, or will the stony Estonian take the crown this year? You'll have to listen and find out! 

Also, "tech archaeologist" Eugene Crowley debuts as co-host and tells his tech tales, testing the endurance of human listenability!

CAST Brennan Lowery as Eugene, Tim Holesworthy, Mort Snodroy, and Mamam Gug (also furnishing additional material)  Mario X. Soto as Gug Keenwa (also furnishing additional material)  Meghan Partridge as Cheryl Klotzinger Steve Monosson as Steve

The Podcast of No Return is written, produced, and directed by Steve Monosson iTunes: http://bit.ly/podcastNR Web Player: http://bit.ly/noreturnn Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/podcastNR/ Spotify: http://bit.ly/hnkpnky YouTube: http://bit.ly/pnryt Stitcher: http://bit.ly/gladys22

Is There Comedy In Space, And If So What Kind Of Car Would It Drive?

Episode Seven of Steve Monosson's Podcast of No Return is Ready for Lift-Off!

• Alfonse returns as Narrator, doing a bang-up job as he works through the uncomfortable memory of an aunt whose loud sundresses with begonias on them disturbed him as a youth.
• This week's sketch, "DRY CLEANING DETROIT," is a lunar laugh-fest for the ages -- the space age or any other age you care to think of.

CAST Mario X. Soto as Alfonse and Phil Jessica Webb as Natalia Brennan Lowery as Tex the Dry Cleaning Car Dealer Meghan Partridge as the Alien Space Hippie Steve Monosson as Steve

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Episode The Eighth of The Podcast of No Return is here!

On this week's Special Edition episode: We Answer Student Questions!

1. Alfonse, Hank, and Steve take questions from students in Liberty, NY in one of the more offbeat question-and-answer sessions you might ever hear.
2. In the BONUS MATERIAL section, Alfonse recounts days-gone-by in NYC where he once frequented a nightclub where his evening involved getting in and out of cardboard boxes. You heard it here first.
3. CAST Mario X. Soto as Alfonse Brennan Lowery as Hanky Panky Steve Monosson as Steve Monosson Laurie Burke-Deutsch as The Gatherer of Questions

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Episode Seven of Steve Monosson's Podcast of No Return has landed!

On this week's episode: A Comedic Space Opera, and the return of Alfonse!

1. Alfonse returns as Narrator, doing a bang-up job as he works through the uncomfortable memory of an aunt whose loud sundresses with begonias on them disturbed him as a youth.
2. The Podcast of No Return ponders the age-old question: Is there comedy in space, and if so what kind of car would it drive?" DRY CLEANING DETROIT is a lunar laugh-fest for the ages -- the space age or any other age you care to think of.
3. CAST
   Mario X. Soto as Alfonse and Phil
   Jessica Webb as Natalia
   Brennan Lowery as Tex the Dry Cleaning Car Dealer
   Meghan Partridge as the Alien Space Hippie
   Steve Monosson as himself.

Steve Monosson's Podcast of No Return
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Episode Six of Steve Monosson's Podcast of No Return has arrived!

On this week's episode:

1. Steve hopes to make Alfonse (from the "Boys From Bay Ridge" sketch) feel better by employing him as narrator for this week's episode. Alfonse, who proclaims to have 326 feelings, seems to appreciate the gesture.
2. Our old friend Hank Panky encounters a new client in one Mr. Bussmo Squantini in this week's sketch HERE COMES MR. SQUANTINI. Neither man will ever be the same.
3. CAST Mario X. Soto as Alfonse and Bussmo Squantini Brennan Lowery as Hank Panky (who else could it possibly be?) Meghan Partridge as Gladys and The Great Spirit of Panky Benevolence Steve Monosson as himself.

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Episode Five of Steve Monosson's Podcast of No Return is here again (we had some engineering difficulties and so technically this is episode 5.1)! 

On this week's episode:

1. Brennan and Steve try to decide which genre the film GOODFELLAS belongs to.
2. Carl La Fong makes his final appearance as narrator. A sad nation mourns the loss.
3. We're proud to present the first installment of THE BOYS FROM BAY RIDGE, a tale of mobs, men, and things that go hop in the night. The cast: Mario X. Soto as the hard-thinking Thirty-Knuckles Gambone, along with the hard-to-think Alfonse. Skeet McHam as the iron-fisted Boss Totale. Meghan Partridge as the put-upon Vincenzo Flensing. Steve Monosson as enforcer Jar Face Credenza.
4. Finally, Steve & Brennan wrap up the show and don't get tattoos this time.

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Episode THE FOURTH of Steve Monosson's Podcast of No Return is here! 

On this week's mind-jiggling episode:

1. Brennan Lowery once again joins Steve to provide commentary for the math-defying number of parts of the finale of THE BATTLE FOR THE SOUL OF HANK PANKY. This is one battle you really don't want to miss.
2. New announcer Waldo Slackman joins the cast and lets his feelings be known about his would-be predecessor, Carl La Fong.
3. "The Battle for the Soul of Hank Panky (Parts 2A & 2@&^!)" concludes, featuring (in order of appearance): Brennan Lowery as the socially challenged Eugene Crowley, as well as the perhaps more self-aware Hank Panky Meghan Partridge as the ever-glamorous Gladys Mario X. Soto as (possibly) Waldo Slackman and the ever-excitable Widow Egmont Jessica Webb as the increasingly take-charge Miss Jiblets and the swingingly seductive Susan Lucci Meghan Partridge again as the inexplicably histrionic Mrs. Mugsy
4. Finally, Steve & Brennan wrap up the show – absolutely.

Episode The Third of Steve Monosson's Podcast of No Return is here! 

On this week's hilarious episode:

1. Brennan Lowery joins Steve to talk about pontoons,  the Turkmenistan waterways question, and his featured role in the new Dorothy Lyman play "In The Bleak Midwinter." The show --  which is getting rave reviews-- runs through September 23rd and tickets are available here.
2. Announcer Carl LaFong returns and is showing signs of stress, hitting the bottle perhaps a bit too hard.
3. "The Battle for the Soul of Hank Panky (Parts 1A & B)" debuts, featuring (in order of appearance): Brennan Lowery as the dubiously self-aware Hank Panky Meghan Partridge as the ever-glamorous Gladys Mario X. Soto as Hank's no-nonsense father Frank Panky Jessica Webb as the eternally resilient Miss Jiblets Meghan Partridge again as the inexplicably histrionic Mrs. Mugsy And Brennan Lowery doing double duty as the voice of the technically savvy yet socially maladroit Eugene Crowley.
4.  Finally, Steve wraps up the show and tries to figure out what to do for the next episode.

PS.  Check out the BONUS MATERIAL as Johnny Mathis almost joins Steve for a probing interview.

Episode The Second of Steve Monosson's Podcast of No Return is here! 

On this week's episode: The Hanoi Mailman intrepidly delivers the mail through crossfire on the front lines of the Vietnam war circa 1969. And The Doctor of Unnecessary Surgery assesses the condition of John Q. Patient and plots an unorthodox plan of action.

Also returning is beleaguered announcer Carl LaFong, along with Steve's digitally synthesized and unstoppably snarky sidekick, Graham. Among the items on Graham's agenda are a demand for a new dressing room couch for and the opportunity to sing a Cole Porter tune on the show.