The Podcast Was on Fire and It Wasn't My Fault --A Dresden Files Podcast

Wherein Harry chases trouble on purpose for a change, and boy does he find it. Our ever-growing list of antagonists in this one has grown to: a black court vampire, the necrcomancer Grevane and his trusty sidekick Phil the Zombie (might be dead again), the cryptic and powerful duo Cowl and Kumori, a hungry ghoul, a pretty girl with insanely powerful mind magic who styles herself as The Corpsetaker (but in latin which is even more pretentious), a mystery slugger, and now, of course, Gentleman John Marcone swings in to sweeten the pot.

Also Kincaid and Murphy are playing giggle pants. All in all, a.....well, its actually a pretty standard situation for Dresden. Hop on in and see how he handles it, and learn if Josh will ever be able to finish the title of that book everyone is so hot and bothered about!! Chunk 3 of Dead Beat starts...RIGHT NOW!!

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Wherein we launch our Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/user?u=86941365)!

Also wherein Harry is acting strange and we have a really compelling reason for it. The alphas are always great,Thomas opens up about the Hunger , and Malcolm Dresden shows up......somehow! Plus, its Lyssy's bday so I found a polka birthday song! 

Join us as we get real deep into a nonsense poem from a childrens book! We ponder how to use friends to gain power (but it is much more wholesome than it sounds, I PROMISE!!). Hop on in and join us for chunk two of DEAD BEAT! 

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Wherein Harry gets fussy with Thomas, jealous of Kincaid, and protective of Butters. We learn zombies are fast, not plodding, Butters is receptive to info--after a fashion, and Murphy has almost as many houseplants as an insane coroner investigator we all know and love.

Josh tries (and fails) not to say too much--whats new--but we all get excited over the prospect of a fun necro-venture with the gang! Hop on in, the corpses are still warm! Part one of Dead Beat starts.....RIGHT NOW!!

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Wherein Harry tackles Lord Raith, Murphy kicks a lady's head clean off (basically), Thomas gets his neck broken but it like totally chill, and Bobby puts on his hero cape. Words are hard, technology harder still, but we sneak in under the wire yet again!

Your humble hosts meander through an extra chapter this week so please excuse the mess, but the bone breaking conclusion of Blood Rites starts....RIGHT NOW!

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Wherein Harry wishes he didnt know now what he didnt know then about Ebeneezer, Kincaid undresses Murphy, and before Mavra gets shrapneled, she shows Harry's left hand the same love and kindness that he shows most Chicago buildings.

Things get warm, Josh works out a theory that he can't share with his sister, Alyssa digs into basements, and you all get a blueprint for ensnaring your seventh favorite ginger podcast host into a pyramid scheme!

Hop on in for the first of two climaxes to Blood Rites! We're on chunk six, but youre all in our hearts (awwww!)! Lets get to it......

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Wherein Harry teaches Bobby and Jake about fung shui, Trixie is both villain and fool, Bob is wonderfully expository, and Kincaid skins that smokewagon on Ebeneezer!

Pick your poison: pour yourself a tall glass of Apple Cider or Iced Tea, and ride along as we navigate part 5 of Blood Rites! 

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Wherein Harry finds out he's got a family, and finds out more than he wants to about Lord Raith's. We get the coolest soulgaze yet as well as the lamest mid-90s sitcom era misogyny. Its a mixed bag but Kincaid showed up this week, so you should too! 

Chunk 4 of Blood Rites already started....hurry up and hop in!!

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Wherein Harry gets fully wrapped up in White Court intrigue. Thomas is shady, Lara is CrazySexyCool (also a little murderous), and Inari is clueless. Harry makes a magic turkey go thwap and diagnoses a problem where the only prescription is more anvil. Josh and Alyssa try and fail to understand idioms, but create a new one or three to balance it out.

Blood Rites is starting to cook! Grab your favorite succubus, incubus, or general sucker of life forces and take a twirl with us! Part 3 starts..... RIGHT NOW!

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Wherein Harry's first day on the porn set goes awry. Gisele gets her neck sliced and her ribs broke, Murphy's sister is punishing her with happiness, the puppy to be named later is adorable, Bobby is a jerk, and Kincaid's back--and so are Kincaid theories! Josh like Joan's intro, then retroactively get mad at it so I guess there's never satisfaction.

I'm down a phone but up a hydroflask, and there's nowhere I'd rather be than over the airwaves with yall. Lets do part two of Blood Rites!

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Wherein the building makes like a podcast, and gets on fire without fault to the person speaking the words! We FINALLY get to the line that named the podcast, that inspired a movement, that led a revolution*!! 

Harry steals a dog, tries to beat up a woman half his size with a stick, and heads to the set of a porn shoot...and hes the hero!! 

Hop on in for a short 6 to get us cookin on Blood Rites (pt 1)!!!!!

*(editors note: the podcast hasnt done any of that...YET!)

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