The Premier League awards show nobody asked for... but everyone needed.

Forget the official end of season awards. We're handing out the trophies that actually matter. The Nearly Men Trophy, The Gravity Award, The Leaky Bucket, The Ghost Signing - every category decided by the fans in the room.Who had the most heartbreaking near-miss just outside the top four? Which club collapsed the hardest after spending seasons in the top half? Was it Tottenham, West Ham, or someone even more embarrassing? Which manager has been criminally let down by his squad all season? And which big-money signing turned up, collected his wages, and contributed absolutely nothing?Every award. Every argument. Zero official approval.Drop your winners in the comments - who deserves each trophy?