Today’s episode is very near and dear to our hearts because online dating is the literal worst. We dive into the best and the inevitable worst of what online dating entails. From unwanted photos to getting asked to be a loyal sugar baby we leave no stone unturned. Swipe right on this episode because it won’t ghost you like everyone else.

This episode is dedicated to all things about the loveliest time of the month; your period! Cynthia and Marissa talk about when they got their very first period and all that chaos that ensues with it. From pads, heavy flow, cramps, and everything in between this is your episode if you have ever been personally victimized by your period.

We did it guys! We got through March! This episode is dedicated to all of our favorite brands of March with a little something extra thrown in there. Some of the brands we touch upon are Anastasia Beverly Hills, Milk Makeup, Dr. Dennis Gross, Sephora Collection, and more! Cynthia also talks about her journey with lip fillers and how it makes her feel like a bad bitch.

We open today’s episode with a subpar attempt at a pep talk; we’re getting better we promise. The hot topic of today is what makes a foundation shade range acceptable in the eye of the consumer. Fenty, Makeup Forever, and Cover FX have been killing it since day one; so why are other brands missing the bar? Later on Marissa has a flashback to her first job at an ice cream shop and who else remembers the aggressive Guptil’s radio commercials?

On this episode we stray away from the beauty world and talk about two VERY different concerts; Ariana Grande and Weezer. Ariana Grande kicked off her world tour in our home town and we have some suspicions about that. Marissa gets questioned about Brian Wilson’s Pet Sounds album at a Weezer concert and lived to tell the tale.

Today we start off with some of our most worst, and most importantly, dramatic fears. Cynthia talks about her fear of Jurassic Park and Marissa gets flashed by a stripper. On a makeup related note, we discuss the re branding of BH Cosmetics. Could they possibly becoming the new Morphe? Also, we close our episode with some of the most asked skincare questions.

We’re coming in hot today and blowing up McDonalds spot. Did they think they could get away with changing the sizes of fries? Hell no! On a lighter note Cynthia and Marissa discuss their favorite YouTube influencers. From back in the day Jaclyn Hill to current day Thomas Halbert; we navigate through how these influencers have influenced us.

Today’s episode is dedicated to all the cringe worthy things that shaped Marissa and Cynthia into the people they are today. From not blending any foundation past our jawline to worshipping Hot Topic makeup we dive into our younger year’s full throttle. Navigating through teenage years is tough so let us share ours so you can feel better about yours! This is the episode you didn’t know that you needed.

If you’re sick of hearing about Jordyn Woods then good news that’s what we open with today! Tarte is releasing a new foundation called The Foundcealer…aka the old shape tape foundation? Marissa educates Cynthia on the Insane Clown Posse and did Anastasia edit the Riviera palette a little too much?

Today we start off with a smaller portion of our February favorites. Some brands we touch upon are REN, Smashbox, REPLICA, Tom Ford, and more! Next we go back in time and reminisce on the early aspects of Shane Dawson and Jeffree Star; the original YouTube icons. Lastly, Marissa and Cynthia open up about their personal journey with anxiety and depression and remind us all that we’re not alone out here even if we don’t seem to have all the answers.