The Pretty Anxious

Today's episode is dedicated to the biggest quirk of Cynthia's retail career thus far. We dive in to the negatives of working retail today boys and girls. Marissa and Cynthia have seen a lot in their years, but this is a first. Grab an ice cold Diet Coke or a glass of wine and settle in to listen to this crazy client story.

Bada-Bing, Bada-Boom. September has hit us like a semi-tractor, leaving us to fend for ourselves in these trying times. The Fall is a beautiful time of year, especially in Upstate NY, however the real villain of this time of year is the onset of seasonal depression.

Today we're talking about the bad, the ugly and the outright unacceptable that comes with the fall/winter time. Come spend an hour with us while we sort through how we're planning on coping this coming season, and hopefully share a few relatable laughs in preparation.

Picking out a first date outfit can be a pain in the ass, and we are no strangers to that. Come listen to us banter about how we pick first date outfits, some horrid ones we’ve seen, and updating our pictures incase we get murdered along the way.

Who's sick of seeing wedding photos and engagement announcements? Well too bad because that’s what we’re talking about today. From the dress to signature cocktails we share what our ideal wedding day would be and everything in between.

Today’s episode is a topic we’ve wanted to talk about for awhile now because it is something that effects not only us but some of our listeners as well; panic attacks. Marissa shares her most recent experience with one and reminds us all that shit happens but at least you didn’t throw up on a turtle.

You ever wonder what popular youtubers make and what their story is? We don’t but we stumbled upon it on google and well here we are. Listen to another bullshit banter about things we think are kind of important.

Join us today while we break down our perfect hinge profile and everything we hate about the others. From pictures looking into a fishes mouth to explaining what everyone is weirdly attracted to, we search profiles far and wide and break that bitch down.

Today’s episode we decided to shift gears and have a calm and collected conversation..for once. Cynthia decides she wants to apply for The Bachelor and Marissa just can’t seem to wrap her around saying the word Hoop the right way. It may be casual but never boring folks.

Were you expecting an episode reading questions from a non secure website? Then you’ve come to the right place! Today we answer “uncomfortable” beauty questions and also learn how to give an at home piercing. We can’t promise you won’t be weirded out by this one.

So is anyone else’s hot girl summer not going the way they planned? Yes? Okay awesome glad we’re all in the same boat. Come on over and listen to an updated episode on how our hot girl summer is going! IUD included!